FML : Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation...

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Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 28 January 2011 04:24 / United States

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By Asynja | 4

#2016099 - Friday 28 January 2011 9:45

That sounds like something my boss would do. "My life and plans are much more important and meaningful than yours, because I make more than you." What a stand up guy, a real team player.

By Dibman | 3

#2015985 - Friday 28 January 2011 9:12

I think your boss needs to take a look around and realise he is not the centre of the universe. What an asshole, really.

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By pwincessa23 | 1

#2015892 - Friday 28 January 2011 8:58

I'm SO sorry, op. maybe when you do go it will be way better than going right away. anyway, good luck.

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iSnowboard | 0

#2016151 - Friday 28 January 2011 10:43

I guess you could say he was
"puts on glasses"
outta team

YEAHH!

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iSnowboard | 0

#2016153 - Friday 28 January 2011 10:44

time"

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macskapingvin | 0

#2016421 - Friday 28 January 2011 14:12

That attempt at a pun makes me want to beat my head against a railing spike.

By HedgehogHead | 0

#2015893 - Friday 28 January 2011 8:58

:L thts sum smartass boss u got ther;)

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iSnowboard | 0

#2016162 - Friday 28 January 2011 10:54

u r 2

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Izzicasey | 18

#5801499 - Sunday 22 December 2013 19:25

That's* Some* You* There*. Are you serious?

By DEXter501 | 0

#2015914 - Friday 28 January 2011 9:01

Well, you can't always expect bosses to be nice unfortunately

By twist_of_fame93 | 0

#2015921 - Friday 28 January 2011 9:03

balls to you mam

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icecreamdriveby | 5

#2016897 - Friday 28 January 2011 17:04

I love reading equals 3 quotes on here :)

By maybaybe | 0

#2015974 - Friday 28 January 2011 9:09

That sucks :/

By Dibman | 3

#2015985 - Friday 28 January 2011 9:12

I think your boss needs to take a look around and realise he is not the centre of the universe. What an asshole, really.

By gusgus36 | 5

#2015987 - Friday 28 January 2011 9:12

that's awful! I would be so pissed!! hopefully it's not too super expensive rescheduling your tickets?

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notagoodayforme | 0

#2016028 - Friday 28 January 2011 9:26

I have a dog named gusgus

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MLuckyCapoeirist | 6

#2016139 - Friday 28 January 2011 10:30

poor dog...

By TenderWhispers | 0

#2015993 - Friday 28 January 2011 9:13

work for yourself

By Jonkbaby | 16

#2016006 - Friday 28 January 2011 9:16

threesome

By Litschi | 0

#2016014 - Friday 28 January 2011 9:17

wow, what a jerk..

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