Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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choppedNskrewed 0
i love how people will say things on FML comments that they would never ever ever say to out loud to anyone they actually know..... for example, going into detail about whether they prefer pads or tampons, and why. its awesome.
mawile 0
Planning around your period doesn't always work. Stress can change that and there are people with irregular periods. Methods to consider are tampons, menstrual cups, and/or birth control. Just fyi for the ladies! Though I totally understand if there are reasons why you can't use any of those. Sorry, OP! Sorry for the best friend, too. D:
blameyourself 0
#36, menstrual cups can be worn for up to 12 hours without leaking, with no risk of TSS. They're far less disgusting and actually much healthier for you than tampons. I love mine! Divacup, Lunette, Mooncup UK, Lady Cup, Miacup, femmecup! There are so many options that are much better and comfortable than pads or tampons!
GrapefruitZoe 0
Okay, what freak said she deserved it? Periods SUCK. And if you're a male, you have NO right to say ANYTHING about them unless it's sympathetic. So there will be no explaining to fiance. If he wants her, he'll do her, blood and all. It's healthy for the woman and a nice, free lubricant. And 234, I would talk out loud about my period. I don't care. I talk about a LOT of things out loud.
spablo93 0
You're husband should understand. It's not that abnormal.
dearladydisdain 0
lol at these reactions. give period sex a chance! put a towel down and go for it. the shower is good too. also, not everyone uses hormonal birth control. i'm almost 21 and don't, due to a lot of research i've done.
meggied90 0
YDI. The only way this could be an FYL is if you were allergic to birth control. Religion is against birth control in the sense that you aren't allowed to prevent pregnancy, not in the sense that you aren't allowed to take the pill at all. CONTROLLING PREGNANCIES, not birth control! She could totally take the pill up to her wedding day, or the day before her wedding day, and her period wouldn't start for the 3-4 days after the last pill. She could at least enjoy the first night or two, and pregnancy is still an option (since it's nearly impossible to get pregnant when menstruating happens so soon, it doesn't matter). Even if she was allergic, she should know her cycle by now and should've planned better.
dearladydisdain 0
more! tss is EXTREMELY rare. extremely. like, 7 documented cases in the US each year. if your husband is whiny about it...well, you're getting married. he's going to have to get used to your period. and am i the only one who never thought about charting out menstrual cycles to plan a wedding date? sheesh.
dearladydisdain 0
haha! religion is not the only reason to be against hbc. you have no idea what it does to your body. i'm done with this one.
TeenTiger 0
Most people know when they have their period.... Since you don't, YDI. Should have set it 2 weeks before or after. YDI