Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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Comments (407)
_foxportions 0
PLUSSS, it's not that easy to just 'plan' out when you're gonna get it. Maybe she WAS keeping track on the calender, and it cam unexpectedly or she was a few days off. I mean..really people? come ON
zaya1324 0
"I'm getting married tomorrow and my fiance just got her period. FML"
hannahgilb 0
you're getting married and you STILL use a pad? ewww upgrade to tampons...
AnimeJet 0
lol @ all the little kids that think they're some how more mature for preferring one menstrual product over another. If you spend so much time judging people on what they use to soak up blood, i don't think they're the ones that are gross or childish XD
sugarkitty 0
well thats what best friends are for! :)
lotte_fml 0
YDI. It is not like you can't control you period! Girl, we're living in the 21st century! Seriously, I would have taken any pill or whatevet to avoid something like this...
Shenmue 0
Deserved this! lol
munkiesmakemesic 0
learn-to-maxi-tampon :|
TigressUK 0
#9 - I think getting her friend to put a tampon in rather than a pad would be A LOT weirder.
TigressUK 0
ROFL I can't believe some of the guys here think that all women's periods come at the exact same time EVERY SINGLE MONTH.