By ShadowReaper101 - United States - Lake Forest Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML I agree, your life sucks 33078 You deserved it 3961 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share ShadowReaper101 tells us more : Hi, OP here. First, I can't just hit a kid, even if he punched me. And second, his Dad wasn't in sight. So I couldn't have really done anything.