By ShadowReaper101 - United States - Lake Forest
Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML
ShadowReaper101 tells us more :
Hi, OP here. First, I can't just hit a kid, even if he punched me. And second, his Dad wasn't in sight. So I couldn't have really done anything.
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  Enslaved  |  36

That saggy pants trend that so many wear now a days-- came from prison to inform others that they are "up" for a little butt action. Easy access, guys! :P

  sens3sfailing  |  24

how is wearing a pair of jeans properly that just so happen to hold to your skin make one brain dead? its the fact of people with extremely saggy pants wear the waist around their knees. having saggy pants that just have a lot of room to them, but the waist is still around their waist, then they are not the brain dead people we are talking about.

  spaboolly  |  26

Depending on how old the kid was, I could see him being there alone. But by that age he should also certainly know not to hit people, especially random strangers.

Of course, there are also some "parents" who will stand by, watch their kid do something like that, and then gush about how "cute" it is. And people wonder why kids get so out of control....


I was on the bus a few years ago, and this little girl started yanking my hair. The parents thought that it was totally adorable and funny that their spawn was grabbing handfuls of a complete stranger's hair on the bus, and made no absolutely attempt to stop it.

  poccocurantes  |  7

Then someone would have to smack you and your parents. violence is not the solution. previous post: report them to the driver and see how smug they are when they are walking home.


I'm so sorry that since I'm on the mobile version it doesn't show me the gender of the op or their user. Completely my fault. It also isn't possible that I meant if it happened to me, that that's what I would have done. Nope.


Have you considered that on various phones the mobile version looks different? -.- The gender and the username don't show up on the blackberry version. All I see is the FML post, the twitter and facebook likes, YDI or FYL and the comments. Sorry to burst your bubbles.

  DanielleinDC  |  32

It wouldn't work for OP, who's a guy. That kid's a little shit, and if he's old enough to be running through a park without his parents helicoptering him, then he's old enough to know you don't hit people.

By  lissa_jade  |  22

that's when you punch him back and yell, "don't get mad, get EVEN," and run away giggling.