Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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wow_ur_lame23 0
who the hell is the sexist bastard who said she deserved it? ITS HER WEDDING!!! ITS NOT HER FAULT!!!! U WOOD BE SHOCKED WHAT WE GO THROUGH IN A TYPICAL DAY TO LOOK "PRESENTABLE" btw congrats on the wedding and that friend of urs is a sweetheart
AgentGreenEyes 4
how does anyone deseerve this? and its better to use a pad if her friend has to help her...could you imagine her friend changing her tampon? although doctors say you do not have to take the placebos in your Birth control pack you can start a new one because if you do not ovulate because of the birth control you arent having a true period... still **** your life indeed...well since you are marrying your guy he should be understanding
that_guy01 0
yea definitely FYL. And your best friend's as well.
ariannaaaaaaaaaa 0
Wear a tampon...
greenman_fml 0
haha mantangible you're fat and need pads for macintire tran magic. just try a new pongible tack magic plastic to win over you're fiance. pork bacconaise
sheheartsthings 0
So? Period sex is the best. You'll have an even more awesome wedding night.
kvgf1484 0
If you're old enough to be getting married... you're old enough to be able to count to when your next expected period is. You should have thought about this.
yesmy_love 0
#87. i appreciate your tampon-pad comment. A ******* MEN. you took the words out of my larynx you SOB!!!!
OhNoUDidnt 0
You have to change tampons too. If you don't, you will start with a high fever, diarrhea, and vomiting. TSS can be fatal. It's not a big deal. It's not like only some women are chosen to have periods and others are not. But I would still buy her one hell of a thank you gift.
airandfingers 0
#165: People usually reserve wedding dates at least 6 months in advance. If this woman wasn't on her period, there's a good chance that the slight variation in her cycle would make her unable to count it. Agreed with #5 though, my fiancee says she's read that you can just take an extra week of the active birth control (instead of the usual placebo pills) and it'll delay your period...