Today, I started my period. I am getting married tomorrow. So, not only am I going to be on my period for my wedding night and honeymoon, my best friend has to help me change my pad because my dress is so big. FML
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Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
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Top comments
juggyjones 0
that's why you go on birth control so that you can use it to safely delay or skip your period. it's part of wedding planning 101.
grazynaanka 0
It likes to come at the worst possible moments. This is going to sound gross but, if you and your new husband want to do the deed, use a female condom. And hey, at least you know your bestfriend is a true friend!
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ohreally123 0
you deserve that so much babe, you're getting married. If you were so freaked out about getting your period on your wedding and honeymoon you SHOULD HAVE chosen a week you weren't close to starting on [if you're old enough to get married, you're old enough to know what week in a month you get your period], or have gone on birth control. That way you could have planned your wedding on a week you would have been off. Sucks for you, but YDI
lolwhat_fml 0
thats narsty. we did NOOOT have to know that C: and number 1, more then 1/4 women get their period .. about 3/4 do ?!
vgallan2 0
At least give your girlfriend a break and wear a tampon because personally, I would rather pull down a string than wrap up a soggy pad!
allieg 0
A pad? What are you, twelve?
kasha_fml 0
125 - Wow, you have definitely not read any of the comments here, or else you would realise that NOT all women can track their periods to the exact day, especially if they are planning a wedding months and months ahead!
greatghost 0
Are people seriously saying to use a tampon? You have to change those, too. Imagine how much more awkward THAT would be... And it's not immature to use pads, it's a preference. I agree with #44!
Althalus75 0
Gross! A pad!! That's like sticking a pillow down there!
krisFrAnHeehar 0
awww, that's horrible, the people who said you deserved it are jerks! Happy wedding though!!!!!! : )
kronk45 0
that sucks...if you were on the pill, you'd know when you were to get it and you could just breeze right on thru with another pack and skip it...OR count on a calendar. YDI. totally avoidable
ilse1989 0
PLANNING is everything.