By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
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kaitlynjane 28

I can understand getting upset in a situation like this. However, crying about it for an extended period of time is a bit excessive. It sucks, but things like this happen :/

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Wizardo 33

Poultry, like its all fowl play.

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thatsdndn1 19

well, people feel sorry for the cute animals and in the other hand they eat and enjoy the "less cute" animals! i feel sorry for that bird

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ChloeRattlehead 22

Tell her stuff like that happens all the time. Also tell her it probably didn't suffer if the impact was hard enough.

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cat4651 15

There was no way to avoid it, I hope she calms down soon!

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EvilLittleGirl 24

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theKevmeister 13

that wasn't a pun... no need for the "no pun intended"

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EvilLittleGirl 24

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xxmollyxx 25

Actually it's not a play on words either. OP's name is a play on words, quite a funny one.

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Badkarma4u 17

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

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deathmec 20

#5 - You're officially the dumbest person I have ever seen on FML. Congratulations, that is quite a task to accomplish.

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RedPillSucks 31

I thought it was cute

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JMichael 25

Did she go on to tell you about how you're a murderer and should be ashamed?

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getfokinrektm8 9

Its ******* nature

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SubparAtBest 23

I didnt realise you could find a car just roaming around in its natural habitat.

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getfokinrektm8 9

I meant its nature as in animals die everyday fucktard

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gracehi 31

But of course. Haven't you ever seen the wild cars roaming free across the plains?

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kaitlynjane 28

I can understand getting upset in a situation like this. However, crying about it for an extended period of time is a bit excessive. It sucks, but things like this happen :/

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jayemerald17 25

Maybe Op's wife was going through some hormonal times? I.e pregnancy /that time of the month? And before I get down voted I'm a girl

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chosha_fml 26

#9 Agreed, but also she's not thinking about how she's making OP feel, as he was driving. He couldn't avoid hitting the bird and on top of that he's being made to feel like he caused her sadness as well.

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Tankkiller308 16

Wife: aw Look at that cute dov... BOOM Husband: sorry were you saying something honey

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