By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
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devildog562 33
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How does she feel about chicken ?

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kaitlynjane 28
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I can understand getting upset in a situation like this. However, crying about it for an extended period of time is a bit excessive. It sucks, but things like this happen :/

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devildog562 33
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How does she feel about chicken ?

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Wizardo 33

Poultry, like its all fowl play.

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thatsdndn1 19
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well, people feel sorry for the cute animals and in the other hand they eat and enjoy the "less cute" animals! i feel sorry for that bird

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ChloeRattlehead 22

Tell her stuff like that happens all the time. Also tell her it probably didn't suffer if the impact was hard enough.

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liv1222 29
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Stuff happens its OK .

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cat4651 15

There was no way to avoid it, I hope she calms down soon!

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EvilLittleGirl 24
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theKevmeister 13
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that wasn't a pun... no need for the "no pun intended"

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EvilLittleGirl 24
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I_Like_Dogs 28
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No, this is not a pun.

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xxmollyxx 25
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Actually it's not a play on words either. OP's name is a play on words, quite a funny one.

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Badkarma4u 17

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

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shay_serendipity 29
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Do you fully understand what a pun is?

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deathmec 20
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#5 - You're officially the dumbest person I have ever seen on FML. Congratulations, that is quite a task to accomplish.

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youngmessi252525 20

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TheySaidWhat 9
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What are you on?

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RedPillSucks 31

I thought it was cute

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chosha_fml 25
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And yet not funny at all.

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JMichael 25

Did she go on to tell you about how you're a murderer and should be ashamed?

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getfokinrektm8 9

Its fucking nature

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SubparAtBest 23
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I didnt realise you could find a car just roaming around in its natural habitat.

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getfokinrektm8 9

I meant its nature as in animals die everyday fucktard

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gracehi 31
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But of course. Haven't you ever seen the wild cars roaming free across the plains?

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kaitlynjane 28
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I can understand getting upset in a situation like this. However, crying about it for an extended period of time is a bit excessive. It sucks, but things like this happen :/

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jayemerald17 25
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Maybe Op's wife was going through some hormonal times? I.e pregnancy /that time of the month? And before I get down voted I'm a girl

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chosha_fml 25
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#9 Agreed, but also she's not thinking about how she's making OP feel, as he was driving. He couldn't avoid hitting the bird and on top of that he's being made to feel like he caused her sadness as well.

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SavagePasta 6
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Take her out hunting!

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Tankkiller308 16
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Wife: aw Look at that cute dov... BOOM Husband: sorry were you saying something honey

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