Today, I have to go into work for the first time since the Covid-19 lockdown. I've been working from home since March. Today was also the first time since going on lockdown that I cut myself shaving. FML
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Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Today, thanks to 10 months of lockdown, the most intimate thing I have done on a Saturday night during this time is use a hobby knife to cut 1/4" thick calluses off my feet. I don't even walk anywhere. FML
Today, on the first day of the first week off together with my family in six months, we’re all quarantined with positive COVID tests. By the time we’re off quarantine, I’ll be back at work. FML
Today, it's the last day of my three-week vacation, during which I couldn't go anywhere due to COVID and lockdown. I just learned that some of my colleagues are infected and I will have to fill in for two department superintendents at the same time when I go back to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, for the first time since I can remember, I went in to work feeling positive, and that I could make good things happen. At the end of the day, my employment was terminated. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you embarrassed that your colleagues will see the cut? Because they most likely will have done it themselves at some point. Or are you just annoyed that you lost your cut-free streak? Either way, I can't see much of an FML here. If going back to work means you contract Covid-19, let us know, and those of us who aren't trolls will vote "agree".
BurnInDemonFire 39
Human. Everyone makes mistakes. Like your parents when they chose to have kids.
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Comments (4)
slowhandjp 18
Lazy.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Human. Everyone makes mistakes. Like your parents when they chose to have kids.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you embarrassed that your colleagues will see the cut? Because they most likely will have done it themselves at some point. Or are you just annoyed that you lost your cut-free streak? Either way, I can't see much of an FML here. If going back to work means you contract Covid-19, let us know, and those of us who aren't trolls will vote "agree".
RichardPencil 32
You're probably out of practice, Sasquatch. How often did you shave during lockdown?
Brightside86 31
Consider getting a Alum block. They are great for cleaning up shaving nicks.