By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
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To rephrase this FML: Today, I told the truth. There were no consequences. FML.

Um... so fuckin' what? She's gotten bigger, and you correctly stated this fact. Big deal.

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why has my first comment been removed?

because....Im Old Gregg!!!!!

'Cause you're a dumbasssssss.

ha trruuee that.

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!

first lol that's funny

no I'm first. sorry :(

LOL! You don't seem TOO broken up over it!

aww poor her and poor you :/

Um... so fuckin' what? She's gotten bigger, and you correctly stated this fact. Big deal.

um no not so what buddy if you don't have something nice to say keep it to ur self that's a dick move

Yes, because the OP was INTENTIONALLY making a comment about her weight. Moron...

Is it such a bad thing that you are honest. No one is honest anymore and it sickens me, tell people what they want to hear rather then the truth. Honesty is the best policy, anyone hear of that!

I'll be honest with you 88, your a chicken shit. muff said.

Seriously. People are either really nice and lie about everything or they are complete assholes. Why can't more people just be honest?

So? Had she perchance gained it in muscles? :)

women don't gain 45 pounds of muscle.

obviously it's not muscle ppl

I believe bananapajama meant women can't gain 45 pounds in muscle in the course of a few months naturally. There's nothing sexist about assuming someone doesn't take drugs and it's also not sexist to state that because women can't gain that much muscle naturally since we don't have enough testosterone. That's not sexism that's biology.

well...you told the truth. f her life

To rephrase this FML: Today, I told the truth. There were no consequences. FML.

@11: hahahahahahaha I like your version better lol

So why do our mothers tell us to tell the truth?

Spin it as a bit of innocent humour, no harm done.

Oh yes, because that will make it SO much better. Geez, idiot.

You're right # 16, unless of course he was joking but its not like that was completely obvious or anything oh wait...

I can see this happening because I have said "You too" when people said Happy birthday or something that doesn't pertain to them. FYL.

haha I do the same thing I had a guy compliment my hair once, and I said "thanks I like yours too" he was bald.…

haha "Happy birthday!", "You too!" awkwaaardd..hahah

I do the same thing with "thank you"...any time someone thanks me for something, I thank them back by reflex. I have my old summer job to thank for that...