By me. - 14/03/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML
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K4ytlyn 0

Good thing you married him! Sounds like a keeper! ;)

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a_purple_orange 4

Discombobulated- thread-jacking again? Did Doc not teach you a lesson the first time? You really are an attention-*****.

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TomHarrow 5

Actually 19, they posted at the same time. @8, nice one.

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Cad6 24

@ #22, I meant he copied the other dude's pun. @#23, #6 means that he posted before #8. Counting numbers man.

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TomHarrow 5

Looking at time man. Just because they are #8 doesn't mean they were able to read #6 first. Especially when posted at the same time. Just saying.

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Calyx_fml 21

Actually, OP is the ******* idiot because she is ******* the idiot.

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yuggi1 11

It's the OP's husband who's the idiot. Vultures are big, what the heck was he think?

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ColdplaySucks 18

Did yuo konw yuo olny raed the frist and lsat lteters of wrods?

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br0ccoli 14

You know what he really deserves?? It's this point where you handcuff him to the bed and use his penis as a ring toss pole to fling your newly fried donuts on. This doesn't make sense? Well neither does plowing through a bunch of scavenging birds eating a rotting carcass.

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Riya2595 15

You married him, remember what's yours is mine. Unlucky though!

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SnowWhite32 3

You should make your husband replace it!!!! It was his crazy idea to do it !!

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failgamer 7

Cut off your supply of sex to him

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cetlawizard 15

No, he used your car and damaged resulted while he was driving, so technically & legally...HE HAS TO PAY TO REPLACE IT! Tell that jerk to ask a cop or lawyer if he doesn't think so....free mirror for you!

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TheGewt 7

They're married. He probably would anyways.

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desireev 17

When two people get married, they each take in eachothers money, as well as their debt. So no, he wouldn't have to pay for it 'by law'.

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DKjazz 20

Do vultures eat dead vultures?

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TheDrifter 23

Actually, no. That's one of the few things they won't eat.

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DKjazz 20

Huh. Interesting, "Honor the Dead" even among scavengers.

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