Transportation: Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus....

By tukkies - 03/10/2010 09:23 - South Africa

Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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You deserved it 3 009

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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You deserved it 2 967

By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:18

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a car seat will crush your tibia.

lindsaysue 4

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:20

A gentleman wouldn't have made her ride in the back seat.

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failblorg 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:09

ouch! ahahahaha shattered!

randomchickkk 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:37

you shouldve seen that coming

EminemTM 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:09

Ouch man, Is she okay?

joefromhtown 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:42

you got a faget pucture

xAznNinjaGuy 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:44

28 - Stop trolling. You spelt "******" wrong. FAIL TROLL FAILED.

dan_the_man32 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:48

hahaha he also spelt picture wrong :P

EminemTM 0

Monday 4 October 2010 0:56

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macgirl21 0

Monday 4 October 2010 4:31

tht was stupid. unless she's taller then 5'9'' your seat doesn't go back tht far

hilarym 0

Monday 4 October 2010 7:47

83, have u heard of big ppl and little cars?

xAznNinjaGuy 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:10

Well, ouch. I hope the chair's okay. :D

zakkyzebra 11

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:11

win

El_patron 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 20:14

fail

HahaHokayThen 10

Monday 4 October 2010 5:15

wail fin

shibainu519 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:11

Ouch! that's what you get for trying to get a girlfriend.

kellyc007 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:11

hahaha you cant get it on now i guess..maybe in the hospitol.

teotsi 28

Monday 21 July 2014 13:37

That grammar...

hnz 13

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:12

hope the girl's leg is okay.. and I guess you won't be seeing her anymore

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:12

**** her life.

EminemTM 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:13

yeah foo

MAGNAVOX 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:15

Did she get turned on?

Crimsonhead 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 16:17

Whoops-a-daisy. That's a bugger.

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