FML : Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat...

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Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tukkies - / Sunday 3 October 2010 09:23 / South Africa

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By DocBastard | 38

#1491923 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:18

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a car seat will crush your tibia.

By lindsaysue | 4

#1491939 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:20

A gentleman wouldn't have made her ride in the back seat.

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By failblorg | 0

#1491852 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:09

ouch! ahahahaha shattered!

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randomchickkk | 0

#1492231 - Sunday 3 October 2010 17:37

you shouldve seen that coming

By EminemTM | 0

#1491859 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:09

Ouch man, Is she okay?

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joefromhtown | 0

#1492025 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:42

you got a faget pucture

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xAznNinjaGuy | 0

#1492039 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:44

28 - Stop trolling. You spelt "Faggot" wrong. FAIL TROLL FAILED.

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dan_the_man32 | 0

#1492068 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:48

hahaha he also spelt picture wrong :P

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EminemTM | 0

#1493553 - Monday 4 October 2010 0:56

Comment Removed By Eminem

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macgirl21 | 0

#1494789 - Monday 4 October 2010 4:31

tht was stupid. unless she's taller then 5'9'' your seat doesn't go back tht far

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hilarym | 0

#1495371 - Monday 4 October 2010 7:47

83, have u heard of big ppl and little cars?

By xAznNinjaGuy | 0

#1491863 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:10

Well, ouch. I hope the chair's okay. :D

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zakkyzebra | 11

#1491869 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:11

win

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El_patron | 0

#1492795 - Sunday 3 October 2010 20:14

fail

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HahaHokayThen | 10

#1494921 - Monday 4 October 2010 5:15

wail fin

By shibainu519 | 0

#1491872 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:11

Ouch! that's what you get for trying to get a girlfriend.

By kellyc007 | 0

#1491874 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:11

hahaha you cant get it on now i guess..maybe in the hospitol.

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teotsi | 28

#6014016 - Monday 21 July 2014 13:37

That grammar...

By hnz | 13

#1491882 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:12

hope the girl's leg is okay.. and I guess you won't be seeing her anymore

By TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#1491885 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:12

Fuck her life.

By EminemTM | 0

#1491899 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:13

yeah foo

By MAGNAVOX | 0

#1491905 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:15

Did she get turned on?

By Crimsonhead | 0

#1491911 - Sunday 3 October 2010 16:17

Whoops-a-daisy. That's a bugger.

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