Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML
Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon, I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
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alex_vik 1
90 dollars? Two and a half hours? WTF were you getting done?
justme08 0
DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM that sucks!!!
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ifartfire 0
you spent $90 at a salon, if i saw you after that i would have pooped on your hair.
MoobyTheCow 2
$15 is all that's needed for a haircut.
sherlocksince93 0
k so the poster coulda gotten like hilights or something nd her hair blown out straight if its naturally curly or something for $90 maybe?
alex_vik 1
#49 - Yes, it seems guys think more logically. Thanks for pointing that out. We know not to waste money on hair because a lot of the stuff they do at salons you can do yourself at home. It costs $15 to get a hair cut, anything else you can do by yourself.
sjx 0
You guys realize it's prom season right? And to be a girl and get your hair done is NOT cheap. They charge extra for long hair, to blow dry, etc. I'm a receptionist in a salon, and most tickets are around $100. And you can bitch about "boo hoo that's so much for someone to spend on HAIR" but you're the same people who are 1) jealous of people with good hair or 2) checking out the girls who have had their hair done.
FMY_FYL 0
failbird. fyl.
ammali 0
Yeah, to everyone saying $90 and 2.5 hours is crazy, I agree but that's the way it is. I have very thick, waist length hair and I only get it cut once a year. I also get lowlights put in (kind of the opposite of highlights, has sort of the same effect but is less damaging) and the time she has to spend on it, plus the amount of dye it takes for that much hair... it does come to about that much. At least I don't have to do it very often! FYL for sure girl! If it makes you feel any better, my parents told me that way back in the day when they were heading off in the convertible for their honeymoon after the wedding, they were at a stoplight and a bird pooped on my dad's arm... LOL
alex_vik 1
#56 - There's a whole season for proms? And I've never been charged extra because of my long hair. Then again I just get it trimmed and dried, so I guess when you get them do add on 10 things you can do yourself, they charge extra for being lazy and somehow having a crapload of money. And I have nice hair, so I'm not jealous of anyone's hair, and I don't check out girls who doll themselves up, so your theory is flawed. Oh and by the way, you're spending all that money on something that's going to last until you take a shower, so you're throwing $100 bucks away every time you do all this crap. I'll never understand women's logic.
ammali 0
#59--never seen a cut and dye job that went away after a shower! I wouldn't pay them for anything I can do myself, but when you factor in the cost of all the dye I'd have to buy and the trouble I'd go through... I love my hair and I could very easily mess it up, she pulls it through the highlighting cap bit by bit and there's just so much of it... it takes ages and this is a very skilled person doing it. I'm not sure what the OP was getting done but if it was anything like this (my hairdresser usually tosses in a simple styling as well when she's drying it) then I feel her pain for sure.
Smi 0
@59: It's called prom season because it's the time/season of the year when most schools have their prom. I'd think that'd be pretty self-explanatory. Besides, there's a reason people go to beauty school to learn how to do hair, it's because not everyone can do those things to their hair. OP, that sucks. I hope you went back to them to have it fixed?