Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML
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Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML
Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon, I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
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alex_vik 1
90 dollars? Two and a half hours? WTF were you getting done?
justme08 0
DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM that sucks!!!
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Comments (123)
pietastesgood 0
That serves you right for wasting that amount of time and money on your damn HAIR.
Abercrombi 0
Wash it out retard, and 90$ on hair isn't alot for a good job on your hair. Its not like your hairs permanently ruined now. Get it fixed, if the salon is anything worth going to they will do it for free.
wesley215 0
For 90 bucks, that haircut better come with a dick sucking genie! Shoot ill cut your hair for free and then go to walmart and get you some dye for 4 bucks. Thats cheap. The gas to go get the dye would cost more than the haircut and dye combined.
martyladdy 0
that's shit
urmomsboobs 0
lame ass story like seriously
sweetalicious 1
strangle it and poo in it's beak
brieslew 0
YDI for spending so much time on hair.
bubo_fml 11
Ehh, everyone's a critic...
BlazinBean 0
Why so much time and money?
baden18830 5
lol. the bird did nothing but emphasize what a waste of time and money that was