Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML
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Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML
Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon, I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
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alex_vik 1
90 dollars? Two and a half hours? WTF were you getting done?
justme08 0
DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM that sucks!!!
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Comments (123)
YOUNGSMUTTY 0
I'm not a male.
username93 0
she doesnt deserve it just because she spent 90 dollars on a hair cut, even if it was just a normal 15 dollar haircut, it would still suck
TomoAlien 0
Ewww... That sucks.
teamsquirrel 0
this is awesome!
Seegtease 0
#70, you clearly have no understanding of basic economics. You do realize that when she got her hair styled, she paid for a served (and maybe small amount of goods) to a stylist. The stylist will then go and spend the money on other things (probably taxes for a lot of it). If people stopped "wasting money on looks" there would be a lot of people who specialize in enhancing others' appearance suddenly found without jobs (you know those hard-working people you talked about?), thus making your argument entirely self-defeating. Remember stimulus checks? The purpose of those was to "stimulate the economy", not hide it in a coffee can for the Apocalypse to come. You really need to think before you start spewing that sludge you call your opinion around.
YOUNGSMUTTY 0
Maybe hairstylists should get a job that actually means something. Where they are actually doing something that is contributing something positive to this world. And I am entitled to my opinion, as are you.
hopiee 0
Who spends all that on their hair? Rly o.o
plethora 3
#77: Do you hate everyone all the time, or are you just not getting any lately?
AntiChrist7 0
whoever spends that much time and money on his hair doesn't deserve any better. YDI
YOUNGSMUTTY 0
#79 Actually, yes, I DO hate everyone all the time. Sorry - scratch that - I hate the people who are wasteful and have no purpose. SMILE! :)