Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML
Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon, I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
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alex_vik 1
90 dollars? Two and a half hours? WTF were you getting done?
justme08 0
DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM that sucks!!!
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KitKat864 0
$90? That's a bargain.. I usually spend $200 getting my hair washed and cut. $600 if I want it to get colored too! Plus bird poop is good luck..
CatieBabey 0
to all the people asking who would spend $90 on hair... the answer: most girls. unless you're getting it done at hair cuttery or something, plan on spending some big bucks. for all the boys out there, here's a breakdown. haircut and blowdry:$40+ haircut with color (highlights, etc): $90+ updo for dance: $60+ I'm assuming the OP got an updo, maybe for a wedding or for prom, because if it was a regular haircut or something it wouldn't really be an FML because she could jsut go home and wash it. She probably just had it styled and washing the bird poop out would ruin it.
AgentGreenEyes 4
wtf 90 bucks!!! YDI just for spending that much...I know it sucks that it happenned but honestly
alphabetcity 0
Maybe you did something to the bird before....something to think about.
shaPOW 0
isn't this same exact FML already on this site?
pinkdaisy 0
it only cost ninety dollars. at a "fancy salon" ? right...
RPGod 0
Why would you spend $90 bucks on hair?
reader1 0
for everyone saying OMG, 90 DOLLARS ON HAIR! you are probably either male or have never been to a salon in your life. judging on the time that the OP gave, it was probably for a special event or something drastically different. therefore, 90 dollars is a pretty good deal-at least where i live.
imhawaiian 0
Long Hair FTW! I get it cut maybe 4 times a year for $20, $90 though seriously?
kingsolomon89 0
the nerve... birds these days. yeah agreed with everyone - $90 for a haircut? well i heard it was a recession and i thought that was for everyone :S you wanna buy me a car? must be nothing for you!