Didn't something smell fishy?

Plot twist: it's cum.

someone's a negative thinker ^

That coworker probably wanted to look better. Sorry op. But hey, you probably took most of the attention because of it. Just not the kind of attention you may have wanted. Also, how did you not feel yourself getting crapped on?

This isn't really a bad comment, but it's gonna get thumbed down cuz it's a really stupid comment.

looks like urs is going down ooh the irony

As someone who had been crapped on by a bird, I can honestly say that you don't feel it at all. Also I agree that OP's coworker wanted to look better, but I'm also thinking that she didn't want to embarrass OP (and pulling her aside might hinder her confidence for the meeting). Still the coworker should have said something FYL.

i fear this everytime a bird flies over me

Find the bird go to it's tree and poop on the bastards head those winged bastards want a war lets give them a war

Your comment officially made my night.

At least it wasn't owl shit, that stuff is the absolute worst.

Do you speak from experience? Haha!

Any shit, is bad........

Yes I do, 16. One once shat at the perfect angle to go into the a/c intake vent, and since owl shit is runny it went waaay in. Got in the car, cranked up the a/c to max and *boom* nose full of hooty-hoot stank. Ended up having to have the whole ventilation removed and thoroughly cleaned.

A bird pooping on you means good luck! It must've gone well :)

How shitty

like your comment :)

Im so sorry OP, but that is really disgusting.
*throws up in random lady's purse.*

To be fair, it's not that easy to tactfully bring that up in conversation.

The coworker could have pulled OP aside and said something so OP could have excused to the bathroom.

That is why it's great to wear a hat sometimes but honestly that sucks, sorry that had to happen to you op.