Work: Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients....

By lily_marleen - 17/05/2015 21:27 - Germany - Emskirchen

Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML

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By I'mSoHungry - 11/01/2020 08:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML

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By Chris - 08/03/2023 18:00 - Ireland

Today, I went to a job interview wearing what I consider to be my lucky shirt. On my way to the interview, a bird dropped a load of bird poop on my shirt, and I didn't have time to change. During the interview, the interviewer kept staring at the poop stain on my shirt. FML

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By birdmagnet - 25/04/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML

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Great look

By Anonymous - 12/11/2021 17:00

Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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By poophead - 30/05/2015 02:39 - Philippines

Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML

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By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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Treat yourself

By Reggie - 12/05/2017 12:00

Today, it was the first sunny spring day that I had off from work. I spent the morning making a picnic lunch and took my girlfriend to a beautiful spot overlooking the lake. I did not count on a bird flying by with perfect poop aim as soon as we spread out the food. FML

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By stankness - 22/03/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I had to endure a long face-to-face conversation with a coworker who had fierce BO. He had his fingers interlaced around the back of his head the whole time. FML

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The walls have ears

By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML

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Monday 18 May 2015 23:05

Find the bird go to it's tree and poop on the bastards head those winged bastards want a war lets give them a war

gc327072 30

Monday 18 May 2015 23:07

At least it wasn't owl shit, that stuff is the absolute worst.

Comments

RuBloKon 15

Monday 18 May 2015 23:02

Didn't something smell fishy?

funsizedliz 15

Monday 18 May 2015 23:57

Plot twist: it's cum.

shemademedoit 20

Tuesday 19 May 2015 7:29

someone's a negative thinker ^

Ramanella 26

Monday 18 May 2015 23:03

That coworker probably wanted to look better. Sorry op. But hey, you probably took most of the attention because of it. Just not the kind of attention you may have wanted. Also, how did you not feel yourself getting crapped on?

184886837272837 32

Monday 18 May 2015 23:07

This isn't really a bad comment, but it's gonna get thumbed down cuz it's a really stupid comment.

Arestian 14

Tuesday 19 May 2015 1:28

looks like urs is going down ooh the irony

JayGatsby 25

Tuesday 19 May 2015 5:41

As someone who had been crapped on by a bird, I can honestly say that you don't feel it at all. Also I agree that OP's coworker wanted to look better, but I'm also thinking that she didn't want to embarrass OP (and pulling her aside might hinder her confidence for the meeting). Still the coworker should have said something FYL.

datguy69s 21

Monday 18 May 2015 23:03

i fear this everytime a bird flies over me

xluciferx666 21

Monday 18 May 2015 23:05

Find the bird go to it's tree and poop on the bastards head those winged bastards want a war lets give them a war

_parth 20

Tuesday 19 May 2015 4:28

Your comment officially made my night.

gc327072 30

Monday 18 May 2015 23:07

At least it wasn't owl shit, that stuff is the absolute worst.

XmasaX 24

Monday 18 May 2015 23:50

Do you speak from experience? Haha!

funsizedliz 15

Tuesday 19 May 2015 6:32

Any shit, is bad........

gc327072 30

Tuesday 19 May 2015 19:54

Yes I do, 16. One once shat at the perfect angle to go into the a/c intake vent, and since owl shit is runny it went waaay in. Got in the car, cranked up the a/c to max and *boom* nose full of hooty-hoot stank. Ended up having to have the whole ventilation removed and thoroughly cleaned.