By lily_marleen - 17/05/2015 21:27 - Germany - Emskirchen

Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML
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xluciferx666 21

Find the bird go to it's tree and poop on the bastards head those winged bastards want a war lets give them a war

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gc327072 30
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At least it wasn't owl shit, that stuff is the absolute worst.

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RuBloKon 15
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Didn't something smell fishy?

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funsizedliz 15
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Plot twist: it's cum.

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shemademedoit 20
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someone's a negative thinker ^

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Ramanella 26
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That coworker probably wanted to look better. Sorry op. But hey, you probably took most of the attention because of it. Just not the kind of attention you may have wanted. Also, how did you not feel yourself getting crapped on?

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184886837272837 32
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This isn't really a bad comment, but it's gonna get thumbed down cuz it's a really stupid comment.

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Arestian 14
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looks like urs is going down ooh the irony

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JayGatsby 25
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As someone who had been crapped on by a bird, I can honestly say that you don't feel it at all. Also I agree that OP's coworker wanted to look better, but I'm also thinking that she didn't want to embarrass OP (and pulling her aside might hinder her confidence for the meeting). Still the coworker should have said something FYL.

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datguy69s 21
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i fear this everytime a bird flies over me

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xluciferx666 21

Find the bird go to it's tree and poop on the bastards head those winged bastards want a war lets give them a war

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_parth 20
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Your comment officially made my night.

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gc327072 30
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At least it wasn't owl shit, that stuff is the absolute worst.

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XmasaX 24
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Do you speak from experience? Haha!

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funsizedliz 15
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Any shit, is bad........

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gc327072 30
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Yes I do, 16. One once shat at the perfect angle to go into the a/c intake vent, and since owl shit is runny it went waaay in. Got in the car, cranked up the a/c to max and *boom* nose full of hooty-hoot stank. Ended up having to have the whole ventilation removed and thoroughly cleaned.

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BeautifulChaos27 37

A bird pooping on you means good luck! It must've gone well :)

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Mobetta_2300 22
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Im so sorry OP, but that is really disgusting. *throws up in random lady's purse.*

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dramaelf 37
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To be fair, it's not that easy to tactfully bring that up in conversation.

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skippydoda 32
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The coworker could have pulled OP aside and said something so OP could have excused to the bathroom.

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TheTshirt 26
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That is why it's great to wear a hat sometimes but honestly that sucks, sorry that had to happen to you op.

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