Oh please, its *you're. Its alright to not be sound with grammar but just make sure you don't make a blunder as a first comment. Rest, I am sorry if this was offensive. (fml has warned me already for being a Grammar Nazi)

Wish people would learn by now the "shitty puns" really aren't that funny

And this bird's arsehole is literally the problem here.

Birds actually lack anal sphincters.

Well that explains a lot 43! It's just pouring out and they can't stop it. Yuck.

I don't understand how this got down voted, I do hope it didn't mess her hair up.

It don't really matter. Great time to test customer service. If they don't offer to fix it, don't come back

I think it probably got down voted because people think there's no way it didn't get ruined. I mean in order to get the poop out she would've had to wash it, thus destroying the whole style. :( I would've walked right back in and see if they could help wash and fix it. Hopefully they'd give a discount, but if not, it's probably worth paying to get it out right away and still get a nice style

You're about three puns too late there, #6.

They aren't poopular anymore. Shit, I made a shit related pun. Well, crap.

#16, when I read "poopular", I read it in Lucille Ball's voice in the vitameatavegemin episode which made your comment even funnier :D

Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out at parties?