By poophead - 30/05/2015 02:39 - Philippines

Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML
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hippodankamus 22

*incoming puns related to shit and poop*

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DFMLharsh 20

Oh please, its *you're. Its alright to not be sound with grammar but just make sure you don't make a blunder as a first comment. Rest, I am sorry if this was offensive. (fml has warned me already for being a Grammar Nazi)

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assassinbanana0 20

Wish people would learn by now the "shitty puns" really aren't that funny

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itssnotfunny 24

Well that's a shitty start.

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False_Stupidity 41

And this bird's arsehole is literally the problem here.

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rabid_otaku 29

Birds actually lack anal sphincters.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Well that explains a lot 43! It's just pouring out and they can't stop it. Yuck.

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tormcn 26

I hope you didn't ruin your hair to get it out. Yikes!

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flopstar 21

I don't understand how this got down voted, I do hope it didn't mess her hair up.

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MortenM 17

It don't really matter. Great time to test customer service. If they don't offer to fix it, don't come back

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Brandi_Faith 33

I think it probably got down voted because people think there's no way it didn't get ruined. I mean in order to get the poop out she would've had to wash it, thus destroying the whole style. :( I would've walked right back in and see if they could help wash and fix it. Hopefully they'd give a discount, but if not, it's probably worth paying to get it out right away and still get a nice style

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hippodankamus 22

*incoming puns related to shit and poop*

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cmonger 27

You're about three puns too late there, #6.

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DFMLharsh 20

They aren't poopular anymore. Shit, I made a shit related pun. Well, crap.

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JayGatsby 25

#16, when I read "poopular", I read it in Lucille Ball's voice in the vitameatavegemin episode which made your comment even funnier :D

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Are you unpoopular? Do you pop out at parties?

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TheSgLeader 21

Ouch, that must have sucked, after all the work you put into it. I hope you got enough time to redo it. FYL

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Dom_Olivares 12

Could you show them the surprise you received and maybe they could fix it?

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TheBelt 19

Sorry about the hair O.P mabey they could fix it for you since you just got it done.

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