Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, a kid threw a rock at a beehive while my friend and I where standing next to it. It fell down, and a swarm of slightly displeased bees assumed that we were the culprit. Knowing what was about to happen, my friend and I ran for our lives. He ran fast enough to escape; I didn't. The kid, the actual culprit, didn't get attacked. FML
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
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supimnyancat 9
I pressed YDI after I read "Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest."
BountyBass 13
And so you should
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Comments (305)
tigrouficele2012 44
You're a horrible person.
SadIife 6
That fact that you said that you shot a paintball ball at a bees hive made me click YDI
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
You should tell your neighbors or else this is going to eat away at your conscious.
lissy606 0
Why the would you shoot a bees neat in the first place!? What did u think was Gonna happen!!?? Ur poor neighbors:( ouch! I hope there ok
tehwolfling 13
My dad is severely allergic to bees, if you had been my neighbor you could have killed him. At what point did in your thought process did this seem like a good idea?
JasbAngel_fml 2
You know they could've been allergic, and you could've killed them. And then be sent to jail.
kevthegreat21 3
Good one friend! *high five*
Dante17 6
Reason enough to tell you that is not supposed to be used freely but on a paint ball battle field.
HighasaCloud 46
FYL, OP. How were you supposed to know that the bees would attack your neighbors?
pengin 13
ughhhhhhh if OP hit the bee's nest INTO his neighbor's house..... doesn't it seem natural the bees would attack the neighbors as they are presumably the nearest people around. It's not like bees (as far as I know) can tell people are apart and will simply attack those closest to them.. Regardless if OP KNEW the bees would attack his neighbors, isn't it still a ridiculously idiotic thing to paintball a bee's nest?! If the bees attacked OP, I'd have laughed my ass off...
pengin 13
You are a complete ******* dumbass. I don't know if you're simply exaggerating, but the bees /slaughtered/ your neighbors? I'll assume the bees just simply caused them a lot of pain, because otherwise you'd have a ton more problems and I'd find you incredibly more stupid to be here on FML telling about this rather than worrying about your future.. Regardless, I hope your ass gets some serious punishment. If this happened to me, omg you'd be in a world of torment. seriously. You are so ******* stupid and careless... you make me soo sad thinking of the future knowing you and people like you exist..... **** your neighbors' life!!!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
^THIS.