By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 865
You deserved it 8 026

Same thing different taste

Top comments

wolfgirl310 20

Good thing you aren't allergic to them. Hope you feel better soon.


What if it was a baby? You got off lucky mate

If anybody takes #1's comment seriously, I'd be surpri—ah, yes, this is the Internet.

I immediately thought of the President, and now I feel very uncomfortable

wolfgirl310 20

Good thing you aren't allergic to them. Hope you feel better soon.

I am. Also babies. Man, a swarm of angry babies when you're allergic? That's the worst.

Hive never been stung by a bunch of bees. I hope a never do, beecause that would hurt. I'm so so sorry. That must bee so painful :(

The first sentence was witty, but you just kept going :(

Yeah.. I went a little too far. Oh well. First time attempting to be punny on FML.. :/

Going to an actual paintball field is a good idea, but op was just trying out his gun quickly. It's not like he was going to get in the car and drive to a paintball field and play a whole game to just shoot a few pellets. You didn't do anything wrong op; you tried out your gun in what you thought was a safe place, a bunch of shrubs and bushes, who knew there'd be hornets nest. Hope you took some Benadryl and put some polysporn on the welts and feel better soon!

ber4fun 23

Firing it at a wall would have sufficed.

that was just a case of really rotten luck so don't give up on the sport. hope you get well real soon !!

yea don't give up. hunt every single one of these hornets and shoot them one by one. This is officially a war.

Wow, that must sting. Do you get the point? Take some Benadryl, though You might feel a buzz. Yeah, I hate me too.

SalsaVerdeDonut 22

Never attack a bush. The beedrill will chase you down!

It's reasons like this that I'm not into paintball anymore. Or going outside. Or leaving my room. I tend to just lay in bed, moving as little as possible. Even typing this message might be enough to incite the wrath of the hornets.

I agree I once rolled over in my old house and my knee hit the wall busting it only to find paper wasps everywhere.