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That must've been a buzzkill.

Good thing you aren't allergic to them. Hope you feel better soon.

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What if it was a baby? You got off lucky mate

I think you missed the point

If anybody takes #1's comment seriously, I'd be surpri—ah, yes, this is the Internet.

the best place is inside bush

who cares about babies?

I immediately thought of the President, and now I feel very uncomfortable

Good thing you aren't allergic to them. Hope you feel better soon.

I am. Also babies. Man, a swarm of angry babies when you're allergic? That's the worst.

Hive never been stung by a bunch of bees. I hope a never do, beecause that would hurt. I'm so so sorry. That must bee so painful :(

The first sentence was witty, but you just kept going :(

Yeah.. I went a little too far. Oh well. First time attempting to be punny on FML.. :/

Next time go to a paintball field

Going to an actual paintball field is a good idea, but op was just trying out his gun quickly. It's not like he was going to get in the car and drive to a paintball field and play a whole game to just shoot a few pellets. You didn't do anything wrong op; you tried out your gun in what you thought was a safe place, a bunch of shrubs and bushes, who knew there'd be hornets nest. Hope you took some Benadryl and put some polysporn on the welts and feel better soon!

Painball confirmed

Firing it at a wall would have sufficed.

that was just a case of really rotten luck so don't give up on the sport. hope you get well real soon !!

yea don't give up. hunt every single one of these hornets and shoot them one by one. This is officially a war.

That must've been a buzzkill.

Not as much as murdering pussies when one gets home.

Wow, that must sting. Do you get the point? Take some Benadryl, though You might feel a buzz. Yeah, I hate me too.

hate 2 b u ri8 now bro

Never attack a bush. The beedrill will chase you down!

It's reasons like this that I'm not into paintball anymore. Or going outside. Or leaving my room. I tend to just lay in bed, moving as little as possible. Even typing this message might be enough to incite the wrath of the hornets.

I agree I once rolled over in my old house and my knee hit the wall busting it only to find paper wasps everywhere.

Oh, geez! That's nightmare fuel.