I think you missed the point

If anybody takes #1's comment seriously, I'd be surpri—ah, yes, this is the Internet.

the best place is inside bush

who cares about babies?

I immediately thought of the President, and now I feel very uncomfortable

I am. Also babies. Man, a swarm of angry babies when you're allergic? That's the worst.

The first sentence was witty, but you just kept going :(

Yeah.. I went a little too far. Oh well. First time attempting to be punny on FML.. :/

STFU

Going to an actual paintball field is a good idea, but op was just trying out his gun quickly. It's not like he was going to get in the car and drive to a paintball field and play a whole game to just shoot a few pellets. You didn't do anything wrong op; you tried out your gun in what you thought was a safe place, a bunch of shrubs and bushes, who knew there'd be hornets nest. Hope you took some Benadryl and put some polysporn on the welts and feel better soon!

Painball confirmed

Firing it at a wall would have sufficed.

yea don't give up. hunt every single one of these hornets and shoot them one by one. This is officially a war.

Not as much as murdering ******* when one gets home.

I agree I once rolled over in my old house and my knee hit the wall busting it only to find paper wasps everywhere.

Oh, geez! That's nightmare fuel.