Courtney
United States
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
bobuhbeartoe
United States
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
lordtimbit
Calgary, Canada
Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML
Concussed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Bad start to the day
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Whip it
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
GabyLeann
United States
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
vee2013
London, Canada
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
woman
La Crosse, United States
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Ouchiewowow
Montreal, Canada
One hell of a hangover
Today, my friend dared me to break a liquor bottle on my head. I slammed it into my head so hard I got dizzy, then did it a SECOND time and knocked myself out so hard that I pissed and shat myself. My head hurts really badly. FML
DaycareMama92
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Top comments
audiofreak95 0
ha shampowned
DocBastard 40
Next time try shaking the bottle violently into your hand rather than directly onto your head, dumbass.
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audiofreak95 0
ha shampowned
m0tl3ycru3 0
Good luck explaining that one
jkmartinjk 16
Maybe you shouldn't have been slamming it against your head...?
ColdplaySucks 18
It must take skill to almost knock yourself out with a shampoo bottle; almost fascinating, really.
LiveLaughFML 10
when people ask about that black eye you have, lie and say that it was from getting into a fight with someone 10x bigger than you like spongebob did >;D
nava1210 12
There really should be directions on those things, I'm with you OP
goaliemkl123 8
I wonder if op knows it's NOT illegal to buy more shampoo
fanceh 10
At least you didn't have to shove poop down the drain with your big toe...
HahaHokayThen 10
When I'm taking a shower & the bottle is technically empty, I fill it up with water & shake it & pour it on my head cause of all the leftover shampoo inside. & then you know... I go & buy some more.
ranamile 0
Haha exactly!
stacianichole 2
& then what?
m0tl3ycru3 0
We prepare for the zombie apocalypse
rcloca 10
Well.. at least you got your shampoo.
Blissfull_Sin 7
Time for a new bottle! U shouldn't have to work so hard to get shampoo
iliketurdles 7
Hey Snooki, shoo! Get out the comments section. What have told you about commenting, huh? No seriously, you really look like Snooki.
taytay6510 6
She looks more like an oompa loompa to me, but than again, Snooki and an oompa loompa look like long lost twins.
CookieMonstr19 0
Ok I REALLY hate Snooki, but don't be mean to an innocence commenter!
CheeseOnTheSide 3
... At least you got it out! :D but ydi for not being able to open a shampoo bottle.
rcloca 10
Don't blame her,those things are really hard to open!
ohmandapants 17
She didn't say she couldn't open it. She said she couldn't get the shampoo out.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
More than two shakes and ur playing with it
ntherewas1 11
I wonder how she almost 'knocked herself out cold' by attempting to get shampoo out. Is she saying that she directly squeezes the shampoo out of the bottle onto her head? If she does, I would recommend maybe squeezing it first onto her hand and then applying it onto her head.
ohmandapants 17
Smooth. Really wanted to get your money's worth huh?
N3766 20
Was the bottle okay?
deviable 9
Sadly, it didn't make it.
cnkk07 8
How'd it go with the conditioner?
rachilio 26
Lol ya he was shampood
DocBastard 40
Next time try shaking the bottle violently into your hand rather than directly onto your head, dumbass.
flockz 20
thanking for describing it clearer doc. i was confused as to how one could knock themselves out with a shampoo bottle, but it makes sense now. i was picturing her whacking herself in the face with it.
bigbadtim 7
It can't be entirely her fault, right? I mean if the bottle doesn't have a warning label on it how is she suppose to know what not to do?
Enslaved 38
Next time, add a few drops of water to it and viola! (:
MrIncredibleSME 3
I guess that sucks? The only waste of time more pointless than reading this FML was writing this comment.