Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, a kid threw a rock at a beehive while my friend and I where standing next to it. It fell down, and a swarm of slightly displeased bees assumed that we were the culprit. Knowing what was about to happen, my friend and I ran for our lives. He ran fast enough to escape; I didn't. The kid, the actual culprit, didn't get attacked. FML
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML
Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
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supimnyancat 9
I pressed YDI after I read "Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest."
BountyBass 13
And so you should
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Comments (305)
DegrassixDigimon 5
It depends Are they good nebours?
HahaYDI 0
You really screwed your neighbor there, dick.
trucker67 10
And this is why they shouldn't give guns to idiots like you - even if it was a toy you would probably figure out a way to hurt yourself.
misterie_fml 6
The bees population are already declining to an alarming rate world wide. People don't realise how much bees affect our ecosystem, A LOT of our food source and food chain depend on it. Even if these bees didn't hurt the neighbours it is an incredibly stupid thing to do to wreck the bees nest.
srhornb 4
NERD!!!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh look, a Dumbass who instults someone giving out facts about bees.
Bandftw44 4
People like you give paintball a bad name
athos1237 4
That's because you are a total dick. Go pay for their medical expenses and man-up about what you did.
srhornb 4
Guess I'm a dick too cuz i laughed when i read it
seb6969 6
Don't worry about it. What goes around comes around. One day you'll get yours... and then all of us will be able to have a genuinely remorse free good laugh.
murphyforever 0
Really dude ppl can die from bee stings you dumb mother¥¥£€{^{€!{€>
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Wow, that made my day right there.