By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML
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DocBastard 38

That must really sting. Next time bee more careful.

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very_ugly_girl 0

Hey, been awhile since we talked. Wasp do not make that type of sound. I think it is moo

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very_ugly_girl 0

Hey, been awhile since we talked. Wasp do not make that type of sound. I think it is moo

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KingDingALing 9

Cats bark. Guys go skeet skeet. Girls go oh oh. Beds go squeak squeak.

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fakeaccountX 6

You FALCON PUNCHed yourself in the face and now you look like you've been in BRAWL.

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C00l3y 0

hey let's not hate on ppl

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tati3092 1

who uses the word brawl nowadays?! just sayin

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bella789 8

do wasps buzz?(: haha I'm not sure

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Shaebug12 0

I voted both cause, that sucks but y fite tat hard for a frieken wasp?! FYL & YDI!!!

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XxxT3rr4xxX 25

haha... POW! Right in the kisser!

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flighted 1

Swat a WASP with your HAND, are you kidding me?? lol

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very_ugly_girl 0

How dare you put your sexy hands on a tiny little bug!! What did the bug did to deserved your anger, I am so glad you punched yourself. Eat no meat!!!

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generalasskicker 12

sry If double post but If I was not supposed to eat meat I would not be able to kill it and if it can kill me it can eat me

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adoraaaa_fml 0

Oh geez. who called PETA in here. God forbid one tiny little wasp dies. theyre on the verge of being extinct.

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cnd84 0

Your vocabulary is ******* deplorable! Go read a dictionary cover to cover; then, you can posts comments promoting PETA all you want!

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saltypirate 0

3 things: 1. Wasps are pests. 2. wasps aren't made of meat 3. If you don't eat meat you will look all pale and malnutritiony

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DavidCooksAngel 0

LMAO~ wishes someone would have video tape it!

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very_ugly_girl 0

How is that funny!! He could have killed an innocent bug. What is wrong with you humans.

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kayybby 1

An innocent bug? Oh no big deal they only sting the shit out of you. Oh and did I mention some people are so highly allergic to wasp and bee stings that they can DIE from them. I think the question is WTF is wrong with you?

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fsaskid 0

I like the way a very ugly girl comments on a very pretty girls comment :)

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Doortje 29

YDI, trying to kill an innocent creature.

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saltypirate 0

That wasp wouldn't be innocent if it stung you!! I'd rather swat an innocent creature that have it bite/eat/sting me

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DavidCooksAngel 0

time to find a man that will treat you right. you need to dump that looser.

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Doortje 29

He's just telling him to dump the wasp!

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zp5 4

Thats right, DavidCooksAngel. He really needs to dump that wasp and find a new one.

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DocBastard 38

That must really sting. Next time bee more careful.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Figh hive? Holy shucking fit! Imma go shake a tower. Dood gay!

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DocBastard 38

That's the most spoonerisms I've ever seen in one place. Dicely nun!

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unidentified_sta 5

... You punched yourself how the hell does that work out? Lack normal dexterity or motor musculature control? Wasps... **** 'em I'd run. So nice when it is cold outside, don't have to worry about such insects for a good while.

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soul_fml 0

The first sentance of your second paragraph really goes well with your prof pic.

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