By Anonyme - 17/12/2015 06:24 - France - Lyon

Today, Murphy's law didn't check out: my piece of toast didn't fall on the side containing the spread of jam. However, when I leaned against the corner of the table to pick it up, I knocked a full ashtray on top of it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 468
You deserved it 143

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Tray to be more careful next time, dumbash.

And Murphy's law still applies just a bit later, with interest. Everything is normal


So I guess you could say the toast was a little... Smokey?

marijuana is a helluva drug! just say no to drugs

if everyone who told a bad joke had to leave the internet, then the internet would be oh so lonely.

Your days of being punny shall land you somewhere great, my son.

Just make another one and Be careful from next time. ^^

It doesn't say that OP was inside. He/she could have brought it outside

Even if they were inside, it isn't your house so why does it matter where they smoke?

8, 20, and 4, it doesn't say that OP smokes, they may have a roommate.

I agree with 20. Doesnt matter who smokes and it definitely doesnt matter where they smoke, inside their house or outside.

This was roughly my thought process not necessarily Ydi but, why does it matter, you put that shit in your lungs why not your stomach.

60, exactly where does it say that OP smokes?

So outside around others that have to be around the smoke? Seriously, it's their house. In our house, we have a smoke room. I don't smoke, so I appreciate this. And pretty sure the ashes and cigarette butts are still different from smoking the cigarette.

Hey, at least you didn't have to get that sticky stuff off the floor :) Always look on the bright side OP

guy makes a point. theres always a bright side. if you can go to bed and say you hadnt shat your pants that day, smile because it wasa good day.

The road of this comment was weird lol :p first it got downvoted, until #77 replied. Now it has a few upvotes

Ah just bad luck ! Maybe a little hint to get over your awful addiction ..... Of toast

the toast isn't the awful addiction if you use whole wheat, it's.......the jam. do you know how many empty carbs are in a tablespoon of jam.

Yes, but jam withdraw is very dangetous. I suggest that he should wean off of it with sugar free, low sodium jam.

And Murphy's law still applies just a bit later, with interest. Everything is normal

I guess your toast is a little on the grey side.