Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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meganm922_fml 0
ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!
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Comments (294)
rawrlolfmlf123 4
Nasty!
SteffiRose2113 4
Wow. I'm grossed out after not shaving for three days. But damn.!!!! Thats ******* gross
writergirl23 19
Disposable razors don't work at the best of times. Take my advice and buy men's razors, they work brilliantly and last for months with near to the same sharpness you bought them for. Women's, on the other hand, last for a week.
LiveRS 7
you're doing it wrong..
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : Being single shoudn't effect your hygine OP. Maybe THAT is why you're still single.
tamgibbo 5
That's just disgusting and gross.. Ur hygiene needs improving... I hope u brush your teeth on a daily basis ;-/
Sodapop40 21
That's nasty...
fuck_you_idiots 4
I'd like to know how many of these "you-should-take-better-care-of-your-hygiene"-clowns are men who do shave their legs and armpits. Those hairs have nothing to do with concept of personal hygiene, otherwise men would be also culturally expected to shave their legs and armpits. And the reason for pubes is actually hygienic - they are there to stop dirt getting into your private parts. Idiots like these make me wanna stop shaving just as a statement.
sugarbear0727 19
Its a personal choice. Sometimes I forget to shave my pits. I'm taken, amd even though leg hair grosses my boyfriend out, I only shave my legs like once every few weeks. I shave my armpits at least twice a week. And as long as you wash your body, being unshaven is not unhygienic.
valhawke 1
How bad are you at shaving and how crappy are your razors if it took you an hour???