Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
Today, I accidentally texted "Haha, what a fucking weirdo!" to the person I was talking about. Their reply? "At least I’m not dumb enough of a cunt to send texts to the wrong person." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
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Top comments
alexh15 13
Inspiring messages aren't too appreciated anymore :P
BlueEyed1019 12
I hate those texts!
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Comments (208)
bobberto100 2
They just know how ugly they are so they felt offendid
wittygirl 8
No good deed goes unpunished. And boy are you getting slammed by all the cynical people on this site OP. next time reconsider posting this on FML and sending that text junk.
bizarre_ftw 22
I'm with your friend, did you hit your head and wake up confused and under the impression you're a motivational poster? An annoyingly corny motivational poster at that.
cannabistea 7
Your contacts might take that the wrong way and feel hurt. I know you had good intentions, but maybe that's why your best friend said that(kinda harsh). Not an FYL or a YDI. Don't sweat it :)
Epikouros 32
You didn't just send spam, you told most of your contacts they're generally called ugly.
Kirlyfoo 9
Ur picture just made me smile
joker118 7
stupid is as stupid does that's what Momma says, idk y i just thought of that
Killerturtle 11
This makes me wanna smash my head against the wall.
musicluvr2000 11
It's just stupid when people tell themselves they are ugly for attention so stupid
KiddNYC1O 22
Highly condescending to me.