Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
Today, I accidentally texted "Haha, what a fucking weirdo!" to the person I was talking about. Their reply? "At least I’m not dumb enough of a cunt to send texts to the wrong person." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
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Top comments
alexh15 13
Inspiring messages aren't too appreciated anymore :P
BlueEyed1019 12
I hate those texts!
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Comments (208)
kimmi41509 10
Sounds like she was pmsing.
saksxalmo 20
#48 Why do so many people think that girls can only be pissed or bitchy at certain points in the month? It makes absolutely no sense to me.
Ferretface 13
^ Sounds like you're PMSing
kimmi41509 10
It isn't, but it's definitely the time they're most bitchy.
downtime 13
67, Because it's a scary thought to men that women could actually be that bitchy all the time. At least if we believe they can't help it we can tolerate it a little more...
atomicbaboon 0
if girls are only bitchy while they're pmsing, my ex was for two straight months. what a relief. i thought she was always like that
kimmi41509 10
Some girls are always bitchy, but make sure you find out their menstrual cycle so you can stay out of their warpath.
saksxalmo 20
#104- Nope, I'm always like this. XD
ilulife 4
How old are you?
matt98_fml 13
Those messages are overused. But that was mean of your best friend. She didn't have to say that.
richieflow 3
And what's the point to this??
sweetpea41800 0
I guess you didn't brighten up her day.......
milkynipnip 3
I did this once and everyone called me a lesbian for the longest time
babygirl_015 11
No life!
iloveweed69 7
I hate spams
chitown23 4
I love weed to
Madcatstolper 1
why do people think they are a fortune cookie? what's next? your lucky numbers are...
acidburnz1107 10
62 9 27 52 49 11 LOL
atomicbaboon 0
i got LOL last time too! must be a panda express thing
kennson 0
That's weird.