Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
Today, I accidentally texted "Haha, what a fucking weirdo!" to the person I was talking about. Their reply? "At least I’m not dumb enough of a cunt to send texts to the wrong person." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
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Top comments
alexh15 13
Inspiring messages aren't too appreciated anymore :P
BlueEyed1019 12
I hate those texts!
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Comments (208)
iwadasn 33
If you're one of those people who sends out mass texts all the time, I wouldn't blame your friends for getting sick of it.
snafu63 0
Are you?
kei1108 13
She's obviously not your best friend anymore. Sorry, OP.
clm123455 14
Looks like you need better friends.
Thorzix 23
Sucks OP, ******* annoying how people who're trying to spread a smile nowadays just get insulted. This generation is a bunch of technologically dependent, stressed out retards.
Emerald5 1
You deserve it for being one of those annoying mass text people. If what you're sending isn't any actual conversation from you to me, and is just a mindless annoying quote or "inspirational" (more like insulting) phrase, I will simply delete the text. I had one woman that every day, at 4:30 am, would send out a mass text with a bible verse in it. I eventually blocked her number. People like you are irritating. You probably send out the "send this to ten people"crap too huh? You shouldn't have a phone. My best friend does the same crap you do. ugh
spencerpajari 17
I'd love toget a text like that !
hondaguy2009 1
you are ******* stupid. who just randomly says that to all contacts?
kickassalways 0
U sound annoying
ToelTyler 3
Those idiot tekst belong on FB now. That's where people give you credit for making unwanted 'inspirational quotes. But watch out because they might remove you as a 'friend'. Be Warned.