Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
Today, I accidentally texted "Haha, what a fucking weirdo!" to the person I was talking about. Their reply? "At least I’m not dumb enough of a cunt to send texts to the wrong person." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
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Top comments
alexh15 13
Inspiring messages aren't too appreciated anymore :P
BlueEyed1019 12
I hate those texts!
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Comments (208)
dapheronixx03 6
What she said was true , you are beautiful and no one should tell you otherwise but she shouldnt spam
chefcaldwell 5
You are hot!
le_troll 0
At least you spelt you're right.
QE1 9
"Don't let others spam you and tell you to smile", ought to be the message. Hate spammers...it's not like the world's going to be a better place thanks to 1 spam message. YDI!
CharliesCool2084 8
Get a blackberry and see how 'inspiring' those messages are when you receive 30 a day.
QE1 9
Cross over....to the Apple side then.
CharliesCool2084 8
I wish I could. Sadly I have no money.
kissie87 4
I guess a lot of people are real stupid by wouldn't you want to receive a message like that , seriously if you don't get a message they get mad oh no one wants to text me , and if you do ohhhh they text stupid things like come on be appreciative smH.
Pazu_fml 10
I'm happier receiving no texts most of the time than receiving useless spam. Spam is never a good or helpful thing.
livvikay913 1
Hahahahaha that's what I would have said
jonriise18 3
YTFDI!!! (you totally ****** deserved it)
Milf6969 1
Not a very good friend then.
sweetdreams20 0
I understand that your trying to make everyone feel better. But sometimes it doesn't feel so personal when you mass text it.. Maybe that's why she said that.. She prob found out a lot of your friends having the same message
thedome115 5
That's what my friends would tell me