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By indefiniteforest - 10/09/2016 04:11 - United States - Hillsboro
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
Let me rephrase myself. I meant, she doesn't seem like the best type of friend to send long, heartfelt messages to, but I could just be understanding it wrong. I was half-asleep when I typed that comment. Still am, actually.
inb4 another correction.
On a serious note, some people just don't like to be sent long messages when they're hurt because
1. They just want to be left alone
2. They don't want to read it
3. They don't care.
You know, it sucks not being able to cheer somebody up.
Y'all are stupid - her bestfriend said SHE broke up with her boyfriend, meaning she was the one who ended the relationship. That's why she said "are you high?" because she didn't need to be consoled, her boyfriend on the other hand, idk about him.
"Are you high?" "Well I ain't fucking low"
That "not deserve you" gambit is a dead giveaway of stonedness.