Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
Today, I accidentally texted "Haha, what a fucking weirdo!" to the person I was talking about. Their reply? "At least I’m not dumb enough of a cunt to send texts to the wrong person." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
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alexh15 13
Inspiring messages aren't too appreciated anymore :P
BlueEyed1019 12
I hate those texts!
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Comments (208)
flashback.miss 28
You're never fully dressed without a smile!~ x3 )Annie ftw)
desireev 18
What is up with all of these x3 smiley faces? They aren't cute. What happened to the good ol' :)?
shift_love 13
Wtf is going on in your picture #11? Alien felatio?
wittygirl 8
There's only 1 smiley face there though. And honestly it's part of human nature to create new better more awesome smilies because these :) are just plain bet done and boring sorry :3
Justin23L 2
The only smiley worse than that is "xD".
midnightxloner 1
61 to answer your question. well, it looks like she is deep-throating a pickle wrapped in tinfoil
Meowingtons500 18
Disco-stick deep-throating?! Annie would be appalled at your behavior.
CRC_101 31
94 - I'm in trouble then! xD Bahaha! In all seriousness, that's my "lol" face. I feel faces can be more expressive than acronyms, at times.
leilaostara 1
I don't get it.
bettyloohoo 0
I know I have no idea why she is saying FML
alexup24 13
its okay to be socially awkward.
periwinkle95 10
No, it isn't.
Cognac 0
Like you...
Pelreskovich 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So one of your friends is calling themselves ugly..? Okay? FTL (F**k Their Life).
Awsumuzzie 12
That's a really good point.
TomHarrow 5
That's exactly how I took it.
picklemonger 13
I'm going to have agree with your friends. The text message isn't something that's going to change someone's outlook on life.
Pelreskovich 11
That's a huge pickle you got there.
iloveweed69 7
I like your pickle
The_Troller 14
^ Something tells me you like a lot of pickles.
memyselfandI07 1
It sometimes changes my outlook on life (-:
The_Troller 14
Huge pickles change your outlook on life? Well, I guess if that's your thing...
Awsumuzzie 12
I think sending the political polls might be more appreciated than what you sent. You'd actually be informing people.
soupisyummy 13
Those texts are pretty annoying, not gonna lie. >_<
idoam 8
When people say, "Not gonna lie." I automatically assume everything else they've said was a lie.
1JDub 6
Smile, your stupid...and dont let anyone tell you otherwise. FYL
The_Troller 14
21- You're* It makes a difference.
Lily_lops95 0
You freakin hole! (yes...hole)
nalydk 0
My stupid what?
1JDub 6
Like so...You're an asshole? Wow thank's, that is much better!
thericcanator 4
Respond with a nice sarcastic answer. That always ends well
DocBastard 40
It takes 22 muscles to smile. It only takes 11 muscles to raise your middle finger.
mk58 31
Huh. Never thought of it that way. *raises middle finger experimentally*
Kirlyfoo 9
Dont forget ur thumb