Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
Today, I accidentally texted "Haha, what a fucking weirdo!" to the person I was talking about. Their reply? "At least I’m not dumb enough of a cunt to send texts to the wrong person." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
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Top comments
alexh15 13
Inspiring messages aren't too appreciated anymore :P
BlueEyed1019 12
I hate those texts!
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Comments (208)
iiFrench_Fries 5
Its better than being told to never smile , life anit worth it...
rayna19 2
I would have said, "Oops, sorry. That wasn't meant for you."
fmlurlife 0
Wait so u posted an fml about it?
cmb8280 24
I don't understand why so many people are saying this is stupid. You might have just given someone's day the little pick me up they so desperately needed. People are too desensitized now a days. **** 'em
iwadasn 33
I hope nobody actually bases their self-esteem on a text message.
ExhaleAllTheHate 2
Yeah so most people think those texts are annoying, but I've never gotten one of those, ever. In my opinion it'd be nice to receive a text like that.
xgetxbentx 13
Yeah, I'd probably give my best friend just about the same response if she randomly sent out a mass text like that. Except I would ask if she was ******* high, not stupid. Kind of a weird text to randomly send people.
tsquaredyosur 3
Smile!! Your beautiful and don't let anyone ever tell you anything else.
takenover 15
Geez, you people commenting need to stop being (to be nice) mean. What the hell is wrong with you? She's trying to be nice. If she did do it just to get an FML posted, who cares.
hayat5496 5
I LOVE Your Best Friend! Lol
jman219 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That is all.