Cheapskate suds

By itchyitch - 30/10/2019 06:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Today, it turns out the beautiful, "organic" artisanal soap my boyfriend gave me actually came from the 99 cents store. He just wrapped it in some cellophane and gave it to me. I’m currently itching to death from the godawful rash and hives it gave me. I may need to go to the ER. FML
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Put some itching powder in his underwear.

That sounds like so many marketing adjectives you should have been suspicious. Is your boyfriend an "extremely stable genius?"

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Put some itching powder in his underwear.

That sounds like so many marketing adjectives you should have been suspicious. Is your boyfriend an "extremely stable genius?"

I wouldn't be surprised if the real artisanal stuff also came from the dollar store, just FYI.

Where's he from? The 99-Cent BF Store?

He's a jerk