Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML
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Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my Breaking Bad-obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks" during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied, "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying, "Come over and do me." He never responded. FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
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Top comments
hghrider123456 9
He basically told you to go **** yourself....
norwegianboip 17
Well.. It is the finale ..
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rougeunicorn03 17
Well he didn't have to be such a d bag about it
imaCONartist 15
It's funny how, after 5 years of being just a regular show, people suddenly think it's the best damn shit ever. It's just everywhere. That being said, season finales are always important, ALWAYS. But it was really, really awful choice of words on his part.
CharlieM78 9
Not a season finale it's a series finale
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Actually, it's always been an amazing show.
imaCONartist 15
Season finale or series finale, my point still stands :P Don't get me wrong, I like the show. But it's super hyped.
Bcfrmkc816 17
I could understand if walking dead was on. But that lame show. He also needs to have a little more respect for ya. Good luck in your relationship.
BeautyBaby099 18
Lol he's funny
trakaray001 4
Well shit its breaking bad what did u expect
asnakelovinbabe 16
Really people? I don't get why when a man doesn't want to have sex with a woman RIGHT NOW, he's a horrible person.... When many women notoriously turn down their men all of the time and think it's perfectly fine.
The_9th_Doctor 18
break up with his ass now
kazrron 5
^ agreed
anitriarose 5
96 - I completely agree with you, but OP's boyfriend could've at least been nicer about it...
Xotoolyxo 16
You should've waited to ask till after the show was over
NSN82 13
Maybe she didn't know the finale was tonight. I absolutely hate that show, but my boyfriend loves it. That doesn't mean I have to remember when it comes on.