Recycling at its finest

By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 16:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a vegetarian meal at my date's house. She was very proud because she grew all the veggies herself; she even made the fertiliser herself. I was halfway through the meal before I asked what she meant by "made her own fertiliser." It was human shit; her own human shit. FML
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By is there a environmental scientist in the house? - 05/03/2013 08:48 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML
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Get yourself checked for E. coli. On second thought, don't bother. Your results will come out in the next day or so. It could be a ... shitty situation.

Actually, that fertilizer can be treated before use to make it safe to use. However, like in North Korea, that is rarely done. So yes, be ready for the repercussions and be ready to seek medical help if needed. You may try educating her about the cons to using "Night Soil." She may come around. If she refuses to listen to reason, spread your wings and flee that crappy situation.

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Get yourself checked for E. coli. On second thought, don't bother. Your results will come out in the next day or so. It could be a ... shitty situation.

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Actually, that fertilizer can be treated before use to make it safe to use. However, like in North Korea, that is rarely done. So yes, be ready for the repercussions and be ready to seek medical help if needed. You may try educating her about the cons to using "Night Soil." She may come around. If she refuses to listen to reason, spread your wings and flee that crappy situation.