Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML
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Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my Breaking Bad-obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks" during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied, "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying, "Come over and do me." He never responded. FML
Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
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hghrider123456 9
He basically told you to go **** yourself....
norwegianboip 17
Well.. It is the finale ..
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Comments (314)
Bluelephant88 5
I was going to comment but WTF OP, Breaking Bad is on. You have fingers. Write our own ******* comment lol
Bernie1298 11
Come on its the best show ever and the season finale
driinkbleach 18
that sounds like something my bf would say
Euphrates 10
yep you deserved that
JanisEvans 10
He has a point.
stephenm97 7
All of us that watch breaking bad have out everything into this finale. It's not fair to get angry at us for this. It's also not the same watching not live
DoomedGemini 37
I think it is fair to be angry at this person for this. Not wanting to have sex because of a show you really like I understand, but OP just invited him over for sex, she didn't demand he come over. He should have been a lot nicer and tell her 'A show I ike is on, maybe another time' or something like that. Is that so hard to do or understand?
MrSassypants 33
A nicer way: "I apologize babe, but a show by the name of Breaking Bad is on and I would prefer watching. You have a ***** and you should proceed to pleasure yourself with it, yo." You have to add the yo at the end so you have some Breaking Bad Street Cred' or something.
TheWorldGreatest 8
Wow that's the best answer yet!
crzyknt 9
Your fault for not knowing everything about him; including time of his favourite tv show. Enjoy your night alone
FlyingPie 17
If he is going to treat you that rudely, and if a TV show is more important to him than you, then maybe you should move on. In this day and age, most of the time you can easily watch an episode of a TV show at a different time by streaming it online (most TV shows are hosted by their TV network's web site), or if he has a DVR, he could simply record it and watch it later. I don't see why he HAS to watch it tonight. I've never watched Breaking Bad though.. I had never even heard of it until several months ago.
FlyingPie 17
I've heard mixed reviews about Breaking Bad.. It seems people either love it or hate it.
mzdaisylynn 12
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