Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
I'm bringing sexy back
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Not like that
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
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Javee 17
Can we see it? For the moustache of course *ahem*
Abbyybba 0
There's something he's not telling you!!
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Comments (142)
MissAmz 7
He could quite possibly be seeing you nude far too often for it to have any affect... But still, if my partner did that, I'd laugh. I think it's cute. ^_^
mikeymayhem_87 15
Sounds like somebody likes mustache rides! ;)
cab1n 0
Think he might like guys.
coolbrony12 3
I'm sure he was kidding
Faff 20
yeah, FYL for having a boyfriend with a sense of humour -_-"
smydiwannafthata 5
Show me both, I will be able to tell if he is right or not.
notepie 6
What an ass hole
Pandacupcakelove 26
Don't send nude pictures of you to ANYBODY! If the two of you should ever have a bad breakup there is no telling what he will do with them... It's a bad idea!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Sorry, I meant "Don't send nude pictures of yourself to anybody". Beat you to it, grammar police! ^^
eccentrix 12
If you're ready to send someone naked photos of yourself, but don't because you think they would share them with people, you should break up.
eccentrix 12
Then you shouldn't give any other personal details out, either. Anything can be used against you.
Pandacupcakelove 26
#87 You can't compare sending a nude pic and giving any other personal info... A phone number can be changed. A nude picture could end up on the internet and you may never be able to delete it!
xxyourdesire 0
Girls can't take jokes anymore, there's nothing wrong with putting a silly stache on your face and messing about you looking better as a man.
Jawzx01 7
He's gay?