He's a big Tom Selleck fan

Super Mario fetish. Bigger the stash the better

I think your boyfriend just told you he's gay. I am so sorry. Definitely FYL.

staches make everything funnier. you've got a man with a sense of humor! congratulations, OP!

I hope he put the mustache on your face, OP.

Yup he likes it in the chili ring...

He is telling OP that he is coming out of the closet or he was just being an idiot because that isn't funny to do that if nothing is there.

Yep, have to agree. He's not telling OP that he absolutely adores mustache rides. OP, go to a costume story, buy an old-school twirly mustache and show up at his front door. I bet you he'll be pleased. You can thank me for the amazing sex later. ;)

You included your face?! this is the number one reason they suggest you don't. either you end up with a mustache or your face plastered on the Internet. Smdh. shoulda listened

like a sir of course lol

Pic or it didn't happen

Like a Sir indeed!

You'll have your chance as soon as they broke up..

What he said.

Evil twin with a mustache, that is.

An evil twin without a mustache is no evil twin at all.

Absolutely! Show up at his place wearing nothing but a long raincoat, heels, and a fake mustache. Rock his world!

Or grow a real one !

That's gross. How dare you suggest something like that...

That's the spirit!!!

There's a like button for that

There should be a block button also :)

They're should be a favorite comment thread button. I come across some pretty good ones lately :)

Hello fellow smart person.