Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
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Top comments
Javee 17
Can we see it? For the moustache of course *ahem*
Abbyybba 0
There's something he's not telling you!!
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Comments (142)
mosquito19 14
he's a john travolta wannabe
evhrocks876 4
You didn't know mustaches on women are a turn on for guys?? ;-)
Chavez45 2
Where did he draw the mustache? haha
feisty1 0
You're trying too hard. Make him work for those gems you give him. You are worth it!
machiavelli2 5
If I where you I would just be glad he put the mustache on your face.
lovelyspyder 7
Come to bed with nothing on but a fake mustache. Please. Call his bluff
cinder2theblock 0
He's joking, laugh at his humor
AgaveLoco 5
It's a message asking for help Your boyfriend will send you photos of himself in bra and panties
legendforge 5
Ever considered the fact he was probably trying to be funny?
Ima_NeRD6213 4
Relax! It's a gank.