Someone should really mess with her and set her ringtone as a fire alarm.

Alarm clocks make everyone cry

cell phones, best alarm clocks ever.

#34 - No, that's cats.

#39 reminds me of the video on youtube of a cat twanging the spring doorstop in the morning.... twannnnnggg

34, 39, how about alarm clocks are the best alarm clocks.

Any alarm clocks can be such **** blocks.

Not to be rude but when do you usually have sex? At least for me... Early mornings are not ideal

Maybe y'all were having sex in your dreams.

What?

that's what i was thinking

Yeah and just die if a fire ever came about.

Isn't that illegal? I only know from that episode of Friends, but I thought that was an actual law?

If it's a law in my state, I'm in trouble. We have a dog who barks if the neighbors burn weeds. I'm sure he'll inform us if our house sparks up. I find the smoke detector annoying, especially since it goes off every time I turn on the oven, even from across the house.

Smoke detectors malfunction more often than they actually detect fires. Mine is disconnected, in a plastic baggie, in a tupperware, in a cupboard in the laundry room... Goes off every time I open the oven!

people, clean your ovens! Plug in your smoke detectors and suck it up! Your weed sniffing dog is not that reliable in the dead of night! Its called being responsible, not only for you but for your pets, house and neighbors. I hate mine too but I am not going to risk my life and that of my loved ones to avoid an annoying sound from time to time. Mine goes off anytime someone take a hot shower in the guest bathroom, so I fully understand but really grow up! Also OP, most likely your smoke detector does not detect carbon monoxide, if its a standard smoke detector, you might want to check into that. . .

So you're suggesting the OP wear earplugs 24/7 because her fire alarm MAY go off.

Rendering the fire alarm useless... Resulting in 80% chance of death if there was a fire... Great plan!

#4 Defeatism at its finest -.-

Or, "This, girl is on FAAAHHHEEEERRRRRRR!!!"

Sounds like a marketing opportunity. Expect to see your idea on some late night commercial (right after ShamWow!). Operators are standing by. Call today. Don't delay! Don't expect to see any proceeds or profits. I'll deny everything if you try to sue for money. The patent has already been applied for.

Or "Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!" From "Fire, Fire" by Heavens Basement.

"MY SEX IS ON FIIIIIIIRE"

.....No. you killed it

"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!" Anyone heard that song?

Yeah. In the 90's

"OH LOHD JESUS ITS A FAAR"

It's just like being afraid of stairs. People have fears.

#8, phobia: irrational fear. You're not supposed to get it. Anyway, OP should try systematic desensitization to ease the fear.

What type of smoke detectors do you own that vibrate?

Why so serious

They have alarm clocks that vibrate underneath your mattress for deaf people. It's likely you can get a wireless or bluetooth enabled smoke detector that hooks into that.

I'm already seeing a therapist, but I can look into other places. I was considering trying hypnotherapy to get over this, since I think me overcoming the fear would be more of a possibility than changing how the smoke detectors operate (I live in an apartment, so they're not even technically mine).

#80- We learned about hynotherapy in my AP Psychology class. It seems really interesting. If you think it would help you, go for it! :)

A new ass?