By deli Shoppe - United States - Vallejo
Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML
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You're new here, so let me fill you in on something; nobody here likes the person that screams "first!!!!1!1!". It makes them look like an idiot with nothing better to do with their life. The comments section is for commenting about the FML, not little pats on the back for meaningless accomplishments. Just so you know for next time.


You guys don't have to be complete assholes about it!
She didn't know that people are total jerks when someone does that!
You could obviously tell that she's new, so you could have told her politely!
And yelling "Yay! 1st!" or whatever DOES NOT make you look like an idiot!
Yelling "Oh did you have an orgasm!" or "Firstgasm!'' does make you an idiot, an immature idiot!

I know that I'm going to get thumbed down, but it's only because you know I'm right. You guys were being dicks and now you don't want to admit it, I understand!

But please GROW UP and be nice!

  HelloChrissy  |  9

Thanks for sticking up for me. In some of the past ones people were always writing "first" and stuff. I thought it was like a contest to see who commented first.

  SkoomaKi  |  27

#90 - Machine was being nice about it.

Oh and being jerks how? She contributed absolutely nothing to the community. Saying "first" is immature and rather annoying. I'm sure about every commenter agrees. StrangeDuckling, I've also noticed a lot of your comments are quite bad, argumentative and you seem up your own ass. So please do tell how everyone and I are immature, dicks, jerks and and idiots .


100, and 102,
And exactly how is dogging someone out for being first being smart and contributing to the "FML Community"?

When I bitch, I don't usually bitch at PEOPLE, except for on this, because well, if you can I can.
Also, I bitch about ethics and about the stupid things people do... So...

Thanks! ^_^

I also thought Machine was kind of nice too

  SkoomaKi  |  27

Now first of all little missy I did not say it was smart to "dog" someone out. However if does contribute as it makes an example of her. Other commenters who want to tell everyone they're "first" will reframe to do so, as they know thumbs down and nice or harsh replies will follow.

Now there is nothing left to discuss. Shows over folks.

  isaiaah  |  6

No need to be assholes about it. You all see someone say something, whether it was stupid or not, and you take the opportunity for a little joke just because you THINK it would be funny to make jokes about another person who obviously had no intentions of being annoying. If anyone is being a moron on the "FML planet" it's all of you! I think it's time for you guys to get a life.

  The_Thinker  |  18

#90 and #98 - Yelling “Yay, 1st!“ is an incredibly immature thing to do here. What are you, a toddler? It‘s obviously not some childish contest, this is the internet; obviously you will get pounced on. And I don‘t know where in God‘s name you saw us “yell“ anything; we made sarcastic statements, as is expected on FML. I really don‘t see how that qualifies to label us as jerks.

Please grow up and realise that none of us are children here. There‘s a difference between being a genuine asshole, and just insulting others because you‘re inevitably butt-hurt. And judging from your argument capabilities, heaven forbid you‘re planning to become a legal practitioner.

  Fmlsea  |  28

Its a library they do carry more then one book , and that is why they have sections in libraries so that the kids get books from the kid section.

  tmmundy  |  17

It was a bookshop, or as I would call it, a bookstore!!! In any event, I'm pretty sure they have all types of book in both places. Couples may want to spice up their sex lives. Who are you to judge.

  permannator  |  10

-67 if you would have taken more than 3 seconds to read her comment, you would have realized that, in fact, your comment is probably the stupidest one on FML.