Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
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Top comments
Javee 17
Can we see it? For the moustache of course *ahem*
Abbyybba 0
There's something he's not telling you!!
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Comments (142)
StrangeDuckling 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You deserved it for sexting!! You don't have to be a ***** you know!!!! And if you're under 18, that counts as child pornography, sooo....
suckmylife669 0
#12, calm your ****.
StrangeDuckling 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Actually, to tell you the truth, I was laughing as I posted that! Lol It's just that people are so stupid!! XD
PantyGAMES 10
How is sexting being a *****? Maybe they've been dating for years. You have no idea.
StrangeDuckling 9
Just go to my comment(s) on the FML above... You'll understand.., Lol
MissAmz 7
I swear, FML needs a special type of font for sarcasm. /facepalms
A7X_LoVeee 10
Man you love calling people ****** don't ya!!!! Don't worry I was laughing when I posted this!!
StrangeDuckling 9
I love posting comments and watching as people flip-shit about them!! All I'm missing is the POPCORN!!! Aaaaah-Yeeeaaaaahhhh!! Rofl-this really does make my day though... I liked the comment above, literally, so SASSY!! No, I'm not laughing right now, though I do have a GIGANTIC grin! >=D Muhahaha
p3mguin 7
I love doing that too, then the mods delete m comments. Probably because they think I'm making people angry hahahaha
StrangeDuckling 9
Lol!! ^You, my man, deserve an award!!! You are AWESOME! Lol Who cares if people have a hissy-fit!!
tmmundy 17
58...who are u really? I don't think you're being honest about your age (15). I think you're a mod. But it is nice to know you like to piss people off, you do a very good job at it. Keep up the good work and you'll have no FML friends. lol
Abbyybba 0
I don't know... It seems like a 15 year old's attitude towards sex- clueless.
jaredofmo 22
Are girls with mustaches some kinda fetish or something? I don't get it.
StrangeDuckling 9
I think he might have been joking
TheDrifter 24
There's a fetish for everything, I've done some research into the topic.
westcoastkp 13
OP needs a better sense of humor!
l23VIVE 17
Is it just me or has there been a lot of talk about fetishes in the last couple threads?
zandalee 20
93 - the fetish conversation is the most common conversation on FML. (And my personal favorite!)
jaredofmo 22
Maybe people get off on how funny it looks. *Shrug* There's much weirder fetishes out there.
noisebox 1
Sounds like he really wants to be a back door panty waist ....
Romiie_fml 2
What is with you and backdoors? O.o
noisebox 1
I don't know it's really funny to throw in, it's amazing how you can make it tie in ....
graphicstyle7 17
Ummm, no. Dump Him. Sounds like he's tired of you... sincerely sorry.
MissAmz 7
23, lighten up! Lol
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
37 I think 19 is the one who has to lighten up.
MissAmz 7
Sorry, I was actually agreeing with the comment above me and said 23 by mistake. 19, lighten up!
Ugi 27
Nearly everyone here must spend their entire lives walking on eggs - one slightly misinterpretable comment or action and suddenly it's a reason to dump someone. What a dour, frightened, humourless life everyone must lead. OP - he's having fun with you. Try doing the same with him. For example - try listening to the commenters who suggest turning up in a 'mac and mustache - that'll liven things up a bit!
poppysoda 4
Maybe you should consider growing a mustache?
jestersshadow 0
Are you amused now?
Djasso19 3
at least you sent that naked picture to the right person XD
himynamesholly 0
shouldn't have sent him a nude with your face in it. that's the number one rule.
p3mguin 7
It's more hot with the face, like of she's licking her tit or something. Just throwing that out there
p3mguin 7
Like if* Don't worry guys i got it!
himynamesholly 0
lol yeah but if her dad happens to see it pop up on his favorite **** site,there's no way of denying it was herXD
himynamesholly 0
lol yeah but if her dad happens to see it pop up on his favorite **** site,there's no way of denying it was herXD
ForeverAloneGal 23
Perhaps he wants to feel another moustache against his moustache.. If he has one, at least.
erinnrose 9
Maybe you should grow one
aFreedom127 9
Add a penis to it and send it back to him, time to find a new BF.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Or maybe OP's boyfriend should find a new girlfriend with a better sense of humor.
TheDrudgeChild 4
I really hope all of these stupid commenters saying to dump him don't really think like that. "I'm sorry, but you have a great sense of humor. It's over."