Love and Intimacy: I'm bringing sexy back

I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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It's the thought that counts

By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By maggie74 - 27/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Enfield

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

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Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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DynamicDave 11

Friday 4 December 2009 20:40

I want to see the pic before I say FYL or YDI

ScaryyMary 14

Friday 4 December 2009 23:01

That's when you call him up, fake fear, and say "I think there's someone in the house with me..."

Comments

bubblybrooke 12

Friday 4 December 2009 20:09

ew...

alexthecutie 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 0:27

ydi for being a *****

Bag3l 0

Friday 18 June 2010 2:05

it's probs her shadow fatass

kendybendy 6

Saturday 3 September 2011 18:15

Maybe it was just a poster of some guy on her wall

ManlyDunsparce 3

Tuesday 24 January 2012 18:25

I say, how crude of a body she must have. Poor guy. Oh. And poor OP. FYL

Agent_P 0

Friday 4 December 2009 20:12

you has one hairy ass

Mx_Rider 6

Friday 4 December 2009 20:29

ydi for having a hairy ass and back

DynamicDave 11

Friday 4 December 2009 20:40

I want to see the pic before I say FYL or YDI

harryman04 0

Friday 5 February 2010 6:51

lol same

nickob96 25

Tuesday 21 October 2014 19:23

Agreed...not because she's naked..to make sure boyfriend isn't a noon and can't recognize his gf naked body...which one do you believe lol...

powersmoke 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:05

We're gonna need to see the pic to determine if there is actually a guy.

perdix 29

Friday 4 December 2009 21:39

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

iplaylax 0

Friday 11 June 2010 0:45

sorry but youre coming off as a bit of a dick

Creamysweeps 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:38

agreed :/

RubieTuesdayT 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:18

u just tried way to hard to be funny

KatieAvery 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 7:36

yeah that was just really mean

elgordito_fml 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:44

haha,lol YDI for being hairy, but i would still f*** U!

African_diva 0

Friday 4 December 2009 21:51

awwws sorry

FMLjudge007 0

Friday 4 December 2009 22:17

so who was he?

chrisinator13 5

Friday 4 December 2009 22:46

yeah who was the guy?

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Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

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Today, I had a Zoom interview. My chair decided to break from under me. CRACK! One leg broke. I tried to compose myself and played it off. CRACK! The second leg gave out and I couldn't hold myself up anymore and fell down with it. The interviewer promptly stopped the interview and said, "We’ll be in touch." FML

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Today, I was at a comedy club, and the girl behind me was drinking. Before she swallowed it, the comedian said something funny, making her spit it all in my hair. I had just had it done for my sister's wedding tomorrow. FML

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