GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Anonymous
Confession time
Today, I’m a 32 year-old man with a wife, a dog, and 2 kids. I still pick my boogers and eat them, and have no plans to stop anytime soon. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
slapstick1982
Ashford, United States
Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML
mandy_2480
China
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
fiftyno
Tacoma, United States
Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
Wraith
Holland Landing, Canada
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
inosehowthatgotthere
United States
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
And that's the mouth you kiss. Yum.
CDS09 0
The 38 at the end is kind of funny...I dont think it matters if you are 18 or 38, if you are married you are too old for that.
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Comments (80)
jaybrown 0
That is REALLY disgusting.
pinkxsquid 0
Ew :] And that mouth is all yours for the kissing!
MadeOfAwesome 1
That is so "groos" >.<
sikanderimran 0
I loved doing that when I was about 10 or something. but I grew up.
omigawdd 0
sure is kinda narstyyy..... but seriously get over it... ur really not gonna die.. like uv never done that so...... >_
F00tball_Playa 0
FYL for going out with a troll pussy
protooler31 0
studies suggest that ingesting your own nasal detritus has a positive effect on your immune system.
meme3 0
Finally someone says it, I was just about to say that!
kitkat101 0
proof?
Pandasaur 0
Seems a little weird since that's the stuff that your body's trying to get rid of, but I could be wrong.
militarybrat 21
The crust, not the goo. Also people saying ew u kiss that mouth. She also sucks on a part that pee comes out of and u still kiss that mouth hm? Saliva makes things recycle
kitkat101 0
my bf does this too and it's so gross and i tell him to stop, but he's so stubborn that nothing i say will change him. he just loves them boogers. he says it's better to eat it than flick it on the floor or wipe it on something where someone else will touch it later.
shaniqualee 2
My husband used to do that. One time, I tried to be all sexy and when I saw him pick out a huge booger, I took his hand and put his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them really slowly. Just as I was about to make out with him so I could snowball the booger back into his mouth, I threw up all over face and chest. He loved it.
imajinethat 0
You ate your husband's boogers. That's gross.
DravensMommy 0
I just threw up in my mouth. That is disgusting.
pDALPSS09 0
just peed my pants laughing.
Egorf 8
You spelled your name wrong