Pandasaur

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Today, I went to put my laptop on a desk when I got a text message. I was startled by my ringtone and dropped my laptop on the ground. It now has dent marks on the bottom. The text message was from an annoying friend simply saying "I'm eating a hot dog." FML

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By Anonymous - / Sunday 31 May 2009 22:09 / United States

Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML

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By prickly - / Sunday 11 October 2009 16:48 / United States

Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing hysterically and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML

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By foxbrat / Sunday 11 October 2009 06:18 / United States

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

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By zappy - / Sunday 11 October 2009 04:40 / United States

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

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By BEE - / Saturday 10 October 2009 22:35 / United States

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