GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Anonymous
Confession time
Today, I’m a 32 year-old man with a wife, a dog, and 2 kids. I still pick my boogers and eat them, and have no plans to stop anytime soon. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
slapstick1982
Ashford, United States
Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML
mandy_2480
China
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
fiftyno
Tacoma, United States
Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
Wraith
Holland Landing, Canada
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
inosehowthatgotthere
United States
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
And that's the mouth you kiss. Yum.
CDS09 0
The 38 at the end is kind of funny...I dont think it matters if you are 18 or 38, if you are married you are too old for that.
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Comments (80)
veggiebre93 0
THIS IS NOT AN FML!.
sarahlovesebay 0
Do not listen to those ******* losers who said you should kill yourself!
lil_cig 0
Doesn't matter if you're 38, it's still gross regardless of age =/
MagicMeds 0
We REALLY need a "Who cares?" button!
Epheo 0
In a health standpoint the only thing better then sucking on the fingers after you pick your nose is washing your hands immediately. Assuming you brush your teeth regularly its cleaner and less chance of transmitting infections around to other people. Of course the best thing would be to get her to stop picking entirely. But after (most likely) 30 years of doing this? that will be a hard habit to break.
The_Nicest_Truth 5
I'm not sure about the whole hygiene issue(I quit picking my nose when I was five), but I do know that any habit, regardless of how long you've had it, is able to be broken within twenty-one days.
Loco1121 0
you will most likely forget next week
terriibabiiix23 0
how is this a fml ?! seriously, your wife picks her nose
Cjw1220 0
Today, my husband caught me picking my nose and sucking on it, so he posted it to a website. FML
Fail030 0
She must've been hungry.
ts10873 0
Your just jealous cause she probably would rather suck a booger off her finger, the put your junk in her mouth.