GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
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jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Anonymous
Confession time
Today, I’m a 32 year-old man with a wife, a dog, and 2 kids. I still pick my boogers and eat them, and have no plans to stop anytime soon. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
slapstick1982
Ashford, United States
Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML
mandy_2480
China
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
fiftyno
Tacoma, United States
Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
Wraith
Holland Landing, Canada
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
inosehowthatgotthere
United States
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
And that's the mouth you kiss. Yum.
CDS09 0
The 38 at the end is kind of funny...I dont think it matters if you are 18 or 38, if you are married you are too old for that.
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Comments (80)
lololol111 0
who the **** cares
Knight05 0
i like banging little kids
saailaway 0
go **** urself
irrelevantxx 0
EWHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shivered when I read this D:
lunytunes88 0
YDI for not noticing her do it before.
Shyman4ever 0
Who cares if she picked her nose but FYL because she ate the boogers
yotsu 14
Munching boogers is actually good for bolstering your immune system. My fiance and I both chow down and he's huge on hygiene. Besides, they taste pretty good and like others have said, it's not like that stuff never finds it's way down your throat.
jayjay777 0
Oh no, what a nightmare! You're going to have to kill yourself! But seriously, it's just dried mucus, mucus ends up in your mouth in many other ways (coughing, sicknesses, etc.) . Maybe her nose felt uncomfortable. I suggest that you get a marriage consoler, then kill yourself.
joemama13 0
i like how OP specified her age...as though if someone old enough to be a wife was under some mystical age threshold, this would be an OK behaviour...nice.
Teekayahr 0
At least it means her immune system should be healthier than yours. There are studies on it.
tony8pie 0
Well, you picked a winner!