Health: Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked... - FML

By slapstick1982 - 31/12/2016 17:25 - United States - Ashford

Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML

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Saturday 14 January 2017 20:16

Sounds like an issue you two need to sort out.

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Saturday 14 January 2017 20:16

Sounds like an issue you two need to sort out.

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