GroosedOut
United States
Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML
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jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Anonymous
Confession time
Today, I’m a 32 year-old man with a wife, a dog, and 2 kids. I still pick my boogers and eat them, and have no plans to stop anytime soon. FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
slapstick1982
Ashford, United States
Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML
mandy_2480
China
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
fiftyno
Tacoma, United States
Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
Wraith
Holland Landing, Canada
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
inosehowthatgotthere
United States
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
And that's the mouth you kiss. Yum.
CDS09 0
The 38 at the end is kind of funny...I dont think it matters if you are 18 or 38, if you are married you are too old for that.
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Comments (80)
fmh123 0
Freaky Deaky
kiit23 0
Believe it or not, most people do this.
Pandasaur 0
Where did you get that idea?
jm88 0
I was picking my nose as I was reading this. F M L.
DuhthatsObvious 0
I thought everyone did that?
myfishisBOBA 0
ewww
jc21_fml 1
gross, divorce her.
gluesticks 0
um yuck? ha maybe u shoulda realized tht when u were dating.
SummerLover95 0
EEEW! I guess everyone has that one childhood habit they hang on to. Just tell her how you feel, and say politely, this disgusts me very much it'd be both better for you and me if you'd stop doing that.
breadymills 0
two words: shock treatment
EffYoLife 14
That is effing disgusting! I would divorce someone for that! U can never kiss her again! And any of u who think that's normal or justifies that needs help. Ur all disgusting pathetic losers. Ugh! That made me nauseous!