By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
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borkchop1992 15

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

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danielabella94 0

Neighbors played it well!

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Susieee_Q 9

If your neighbor hated you, why would you want to make them hate you more? Ah, silly me thinking everyone would be mature in a situation like this, you're right. I will say this though: 1) No wonder he/she hates you. 2) Clever neighbor....

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21jason 9

GREAT IDEA! The only problem is that he already did...

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DanielleTheOne 3

You stole your neighbour's fake presents? You're practically the grinch! For shame! Although, seeing the neighbour hates you anyway, you should put a rabies cat in the box and throw it through his front window :)

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JoeNutt 0

Shit in the box, and light it on fire :D

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iamyourgod 3

No fire. Just re-rap it and put it back.

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fmessiah 17

I can't imagine why your neighbours would dislike you.

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