Karaoke night

By helluvasinger - 12/11/2009 11:00 - South Africa

Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML
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Same thing different taste

Turn around, Bright Eyes

By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
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Top comments

perdix 29

Was it a Kenny G instrumental number and you were waiting and waiting for the words to start?

He knocked himself out. Not sure he could just brush it off.

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did you just brush it off and keep going? that sucks but not too bad

He knocked himself out. Not sure he could just brush it off.

Hmmm.. I was taking the "knocking myself out" as a more figrative speech type saying them literal but I guess your right he could have literally knocked himself out.

ryguy997 0

25 that song was base on the black death( bubonic plague) ring around the rosies= rings on body parts

man that was funny, couldnt you just hold the sneeze in, and just pretend like you coughed?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

They asked for an encore, right?

KateeJo 0

Sir, have you been drinking this evening?

hahaha hella funny! something you can laugh about with her!

perdix 29

Was it a Kenny G instrumental number and you were waiting and waiting for the words to start?

Well it safe to say you deffinately put on a good show atleast, maybe you'll become a local celebrity now? You could deffinately tour with that act.

OHIOxRAIN 0

nothing screams american idol like knocking your self out